The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~Strange Stuff~

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Thor: FELLOW AVENGERS

WHILE YOU WERE FIGHTING EACH OTHER LIKE BILGESNIPE, I WAS DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE.

Bruce: Saving Asgard?

Thor: NO

MAKING POPTARTS

Tony: y do we even listen to him

Steve: What's going on in Asgard?

Thor: NOTHING IS WRONG.

NO ONE PANIC.

DO NOT LOSE YOUR ONE EYED MAN.

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Fury: I ain't going no where, Hammer Time. What's this all about?

Thor: NOTHING IS WRONG

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Loki: Thor, you great oaf, how rude of you to not introduce our guest.

Avengers, meet Mr. Strange.

Stephen: Actuallly, it''s Doctor.

Loki: Forgive me.

Meet Mr. Doctor.

Stephen: No, iit's Strange.

Tony: wtf kind of name is mr doctor

Stephen: MY NAME IS DOCTOR STRANGE.

Tony: so weird

y do people name their children stuff like doctor and agent

Stephen: I heard you were intelllogent, Tony Stank.

Tony: i heard you were british but apparently not

Stephen: I hear d that you aer a fan of Sherlocck Holmes.

Tony: yeah

only the rdj ones tho

Stephen: iI find the BBC series muc more enttertaining.

Vision: There appears to be a malfunction with your keyboard, Mr. Doctor.

Stephen: I CAN''T HELP IT IF MMY HANSD SHAKE

Wanda: OK TIME TO MOVE ON BEFORE A FANDOM WAR STARTS IN THE COMMENTS

Vision: I agree with Wanda. The author would most likely be displeased if another war began so soon after that fateful game of dodgeball.

Steve: Wait, what author?!

Thor: THIS MAN, MR. DOCTOR, GAVE ME A MAGICAL CUP OF ALCOHOL.

Natasha: Oh no...

Thor: IT NEVER EMPTIES, ONLY REFILLS! I WILL DRINK FOREVER AND BEST THIS MAGICAL VESSEL OF LIQUID!

Clint: Bruce... We might need you to take a trip to Asgard and calm Thor down...

Bruce: Yay...

Loki: I must be off, I need to shop for a suit for my journey to New York.

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Bucky: So who is this Doctor guy anyways

Stephen: I a the neew Sorcerer Supreme.

Pietro: what are you harry potter

Stephen: As welll as the bearre of thhe Eye of Agamotto

Tony: tf is an eye of agamotto

Stephen: AS WEL AS A VEREY FAMOUS AND WELL REGARDSED STURGEON

Clint: Aren't you the one who had a car crash

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Rhodey: I'VE HEARD OF THIS GUY

TONY TRIED TO GET ME IN TO SEE HIM TO HELP WITH MY LEGS

AND HE WOULDN'T EVEN SEE US

Vision: My apologies have been stated numerous times.

This will be the four hundred and twelfth time.

I am sorry.

Rhodey: WELL YOU AIN'T FORGIVEN

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Stephen: Erm

I waas a bit off an egotistical jerk beofore iI became the sSorcerer Supreme...

Tony: still dont understand what an eye of agriculture is

Stephen: FOR THE KLOVE OF BILBO BAGGGINS

I AMM TH E BEARER OF RHE TIME INFINITY STOBNE

Tony: ...

Steve: ...

Bruce: ...

Clint: ...

Pietro: ......................

Bucky: ...

Natasha: ...

Thor: ooo

OH YES

THAT

Wanda: Oh dear...

Vision: Yes, Wanda?

Wanda: NOT YOU.

Vision: Oh, did you forget your comma again?

Wanda: THOR, STRANGE, PIETRO, VISION, MEET ME IN THE PRIVATE CHAT. WE MUST DISCUSS THIS IN DEPTH.

AND THOR.

GO GET LOKI.

Vision: Of course.

Thor: AYE

Stephen: Wait,, iI don' t undrerstand...

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Stephen: I am confused...i doknt knowhat to mkake of this .

Wanda has kicked Stephen from the chatroom

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Stan Lee: That was hilarious!

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HOPE YOU ALL HAVE SEEN DOCTOR STRANGE BECAUSE SWEET BABY JOTUN DO I HAVE PLANS FOR THIS CHATROOM

TRY NOT TO LET THE FEELS GET TO YOU

EXCELSIOR