The Avengers: Texters, Assemble!

~Outside, Looking In~

Wanda has invited Pietro, Vision, and Loki to chat

Pietro has joined the chat

Pietro) sup sis

Vision has joined the chat

Vision) Ah, so it is true, you only forego your space bar to annoy the chat?

Pietro) no its bc this is a serious matter and i want my words to be understood

i dont care if im understood in the chat or not bc idc what they think as long as they arent hurting my sister

which they are currently

Vision) I believe I can see your point of view.

Wanda) And he also does it to annoy the chat.

Vision) And yes, I concur, the chat's direction and especially Mr. Stark's statements were less than kind.

Pietro) ugh y do u call him mr stark

Vision) Ulterior programming.

Wanda) Okay, we need to focus. I want to go back into the chat with a solid argument ready for why we need to be treated better and like adults.

Even Pietro.

Pietro) fine but y

Wanda) Because we're Avengers just like Clint or Natasha, we're on the same team

And we are adults, Pietro

Vision) Forgive my interjection, but I would like to point out that Agents Barton and Romanoff are not exactly considered "MVP's," which stands for "Most Valuable Players."

Pietro) not rly tho

Wanda) ...

Pietro) i mean cmon

u need some1 level headed like romanoff or barton to keep all of the stupid testosterone rampant jocks grounded

especially when most of em can fly

Vision) I believe that I also agree? Agents Barton and Romanoff are important to the team dynamic.

Wanda) Uh

I just got a message from Bucky

Pietro) wassit say

Wanda) He wants to talk to us. Seems like he feels we were treated unfairly and wants to help with the argument.

Vision) Should we invite him?

Pietro) shiny arm dude can come to the secret club

Wanda has invited Bucky to the chat

Bucky has joined the chat

Bucky) Hey guys

Wanda) Hello, Bucky.

Vision) Greetings.

Pietro) sup

Bucky) I wanna help you guys talk to the team

Tony treated you like crap back there and everyone was too busy fighting to notice

Except Clint I think

Wanda) Yes, I was going to invite him, but he said he was going to stay with Natasha and try to calm things down.

Bucky) Good luck to him, Steve and Tony are probably arguing like crazy

No idea what Steve sees in that guy tbh, he pisses me off

Pietro) tell me about it

Vision) Perhaps you could refrain from strangling this member of the Stark family, despite your anger?

Bucky) Don't worry, I'm fine. He seems more like a jealous ex boyfriend than anything

Anyways

What's the plan here?

Wanda) We need to present ourselves in a unified fashion. We have strength in numbers, especially with Clint and maybe Natasha on our side.

We have to get everyone to listen, or we'll make ourselves heard, but I'm personally tired of being treated like a background character and a child.

Bucky) I feel like we're going to have to take the "make ourselves heard" option

Loki has joined the chat

Loki) I believe I may be of assistance in this matter.

Bucky) Loki yassss come join the team

Loki) I can deal with Stark if one of you can convince Barton and Romanoff that I'm assisting.

Bucky) I've got Steve covered

Pietro) dunno if the new kid is a problem but i can take him

Wanda) So I'll fill Clint and Natasha in

Vision) I have received a notification that there is a Hulk problem.

Wanda) Great

Vision) I can attempt to manage the situation?

Loki) Might I offer some extra muscle to your situation, Vision?

Vision) I fear Mr. Stark may be more than enough for your plate, Loki.

Loki) Oh no, not me. But don't worry yourself, Stark will be more than preoccupied.

Loki has invited Thor to the chat

Thor has joined the chat

Thor) GREETINGS, COMRADES.

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Author's Note

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Wow, these chapters are getting really deep really fast, Clint was right. I am starting to go back and read through the early chapters to fix old typos and make some characters fit better with their later personalities and change things that I felt were too cringey. I'll let you guys know when I'm finished with that, but now that things are slightly different, it might be worth a blast to the past!

I love everyone in this chapter so much. Thor's got his courage and caps lock back, Loki is teaming up with the cool kids, Clint and Nat are being spies, and Wanda and Vision are adorable as always.

My personal headcanon is that Pietro runs around New York City saving pedestrians and fighting crime because he's bored waiting for the Avengers to type their replies and the Avengers certainly aren't doing it because they're busy chatting. Possibly he'll be teaming up with Peter along the way...

Hope you all enjoyed! Next chapter will switch over to the other side of things...

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