>Attack On Thor<

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Maddy: JADE! YOUR ATTACK ON THOR WAS UNCALLED FOR!

Jade: HE WAS MOCKING MY MASTER'S ICY CORE

Clary: Note how she didn't say "heart". Loki doesn't have one, I'm sure.

Artemis: Thor was a mess of blood and gore!

Jade: I'M SORRY BUT YOU KNOW

THOR TIED LOKI TO A ROCK WITH HIS SON'S INTESTINES AND PLACED A SNAKE OVER HIM TO DRIP VEMON AS PUNISHMENT IN LORE!

Mercedes: Sounds like a terrible bore...

Colby: Ouch~ bet he's glad he's not there anymore.

Troy: lokis done tons of bad stuff before

Jade: IF ONE MORE PERSON RHYMES I'LL USE YOUR FURRY LITTLE CORPSE WITH DEAD HAUNTED EYES TO MOP THE FLOOR.

Shwoptart: CLEANING HIS WOUNDS WAS A TERRIBLE CHORE!!!

WHICH YOU WILL PAY FOR!!!

CAN YOU HEAR ME ROAR?!?

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Jade: Not anymore.

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