IT IS ACTUALLY A CHAPTER, DON'T BE CONFUSED, I JUST WANTED TO INTEGRATE SOME INFO INTO A REAL UPDATE.
Tony, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Loki, Bucky, Wanda, Pietro, Vision, and Peter are online
Tony) so quick update
ur all banned from my building
never come back
Natasha) So, quick update, Tony sucks
Clint) So quick update
Natasha's right
Steve) Why is everyone talking like that?
Clint) meme culture influence
Steve) Oh
Well, how is everyone? Anything new?
Bucky) New software update for my arm! There were some new emojis this time!
Tony) wut
how does that even make sense
Clint) meme culture
my kids and I brought home several dozen pounds of candy from Halloween
Bruce) Clint, you still go trick-or-treating?
Clint) fight me doc
Bruce) I would rather not, the other guy isn't taking well to some of the new experiments I'm working on.
Peter) Let me know if I can help in any way, Doctor Banner! I mean, I owe you after all that help with perfecting the web formulas and research advice!
Tony) so quick update bruce stole my kid
Steve) I thought you said he wasn't yours, Tony! What's the truth here?
Bucky) Breathe, Steve, it's okay.
Loki) He was merely being facetious.
Thor) DO YOU HAVE ANY EXCITING NEW UPDATES TO SHARE, BROTHER?
Loki) As a matter of fact, I do.
This just in: I'm not your brother.
Thor) DO NOT BE LIKE THIS, BROTHER. ARE YOU NOT EXCITED FOR THE FESTIVE SEASON?
Loki) No, I am not, since it was just Halloween.
Thor) BUT BROTHER, YOU HAVE SUCH YULETIDE ENERGY! YOU TOO ARE COLD AND FROSTY
Loki) That's speciesist.
Thor) AND WEAR MANY GREEN AND GOLD GARMENTS AND REINDEER ANTLERS
Loki) They're not reindeer antlers, you uncouth oaf. They are a symbol of royalty and a fashionable accessory.
Pietro) goat
Wanda) Thank you so much for that amazing contribution to the conversation, Pietro.
Vision) That was sarcasm, I believe.
Bucky) Wow, you're getting better at this, Vision!
Natasha) You might even be passing Steve.
Steve) Hey, I'm moving right along.
Sam has joined the chat
Sam) DONT SAY IT
DONT YOU SAY IT
Steve) On your left!
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Author's Note
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So, I kind of wanted to discuss a bunch of stuff that was pretty unrelated at the end of this chapter as a "quick update" but now that I'm here and thinking over everything it just feels disjointed and the deep stuff feels undercut being alongside the fun and banter, so I'm going to leave it for another time. It would mean a lot if you guys would read through it when I do write it all out, though.
Hope you enjoyed.
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