~Suga~
8:15//Idiot🙄🥵:
Are you a virgin
This was very interesting to wake up to
8:23//Idiot🙄🥵:
Youre welcome 😁
🙄🙄
8:24//Idiot🙄🥵:
Anyway
Are you 😏😏
Why are you even asking?
Kinda sus if you ask me
8:24//Idiot🙄🥵:
😝😝
My friends and I were having a conversation about how many people we've slept with. I was curious since I remember that you mentioned you had a secret that involved you being out in the middle of the fucking night.
So I decided to ask.
In hopes to learn what this secret is about your interesting life
Its not that interesting
Though I bet I have the highest
body count of all your friends
8:25//Idiot🙄🥵:
😳😳😳
Oh?
Do elaborate 😏😏
Pervert
8:26//Idiot🙄🥵:
Maybe 😁
Lol whats your body count then?
Whats yours 😏
8:26//Idiot🙄🥵:
Touche...
fine...
...
3
Respectable
8:26//Idiot🙄🥵:
Thanks?
Whats yours 😏😏😏😏😏😏
After hearing yours im never
telling
You'll judge
8:27//Idiot🙄🥵:
You dont have to tell me
But I promise I won't judge
Even if yours is like 100 I won't judge
Never 😘😘
...
Your annoying
Hold on I need to add it up
8:27//Idiot🙄🥵:
ooooooo
😏😏😏
🙄🙄
I hate you
8:27//Idiot🙄🥵:
😘😘
Suga sighed and hopped out of his bed, thankful it was the weekend but mad that he was woken up by a text like this. He headed to his closet and pulled out a notebook which was purposefully buried in a pile of cloths. He then flipped to the last page of his book to see which hookup number he was at. Seeing the number definitely didn't make him feel better about himself, but its not like he had to keep track. He didn't actually know why but he did.
Are you sure you want to know?
You may think differently of me
8:31//Idiot🙄🥵:
Impossible
You still a very cool and amazing person either way.
This made Suga blush but he would never acknowledge that.
Im not that cool
I think you have a weird image of
me in your perverted head
8:31//Idiot🙄🥵:
Now your just stalling
And you are probably right 😏
🙄
Fine
My
Body
Count
8:32//Idiot🙄🥵:
Damn dragging it out I see
Only right way to do this
8:32//Idiot🙄🥵:
Touche
Anyway since you interrupted me
I have to start over
8:32//Idiot🙄🥵:
Ugh
Fine...
😝😝
Okay
My
Body
Count
Is
.
.
.
.
.
.
8:33//Idiot🙄🥵:
I fucking hate you
😘😘
Its 23
8:33//Idiot🙄🥵:
You were right
You do have a high body count than all my friends
And all of ours added up
Is that supposed to make me feel better
8:33//Idiot🙄🥵:
Ops sorry ❤️❤️
Its fine I don't actually mind
8:33//Idiot🙄🥵:
So am I right to assume your body count and what you do in the middle of the night are connected
Possibly
Wait which body count are
we talking about?
I feel like were talking about
different ones
8:34//Idiot🙄🥵:
...
Uhhhh
I feel like I should be scared
WHAT BODY COUNT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!???
😏😏😏
8:34//Idiot🙄🥵:
Those emojis can mean either one thats not helpful
Well, I feel like I should be getting
more out of this
Besides Im talking to a future
police man am I not?
8:34//Idiot🙄🥵:
I am surprised you remember me telling you that
I do happen to actually read
what you send
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Awww thanks 🥰🥰
🙄🙄
Anyway
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Is this:🙄 your like most used emoji?
Thanks to you yes
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Your welcome
Anyway yes what would you like so I can know if Im talking to a serial killer
Hmmmm...
Oh I got it
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Do share
You can tell me your name
If you are comfortable with
that
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Well I mean I wanna know if I have a chance of getting murdered here
You know im not a serial killer
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
Do I?
🙄🙄
8:35//Idiot🙄🥵:
😂😂
Im cool telling you my name
You have to tell me yours though
Can I tell you a nickname/what
everyone calls me instead of like
my "actual name"
Idk if that even makes sense.
Its still my name
Just not my whole name
Wow im tired
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
😂😂
Yes that makes sense
I'll do that same
Although honestly I just go by my first name
Oh wow really?
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
Yeah its just easier and besides, my last name is hard to pronounce
Fair fair
Well what is it then?
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
So curious 😏😏
You really dont make anything
easy
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
I try darling
🙄🙄
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
Anyway
My
Name
Is
Wow taking a page out of my book I see
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
Only right way to do this baby 😘
And now I have to start over since you interrupted me
...
you're annoying
8:36//Idiot🙄🥵:
Lol this is all you dont even try
...
fine...
8:37//Idiot🙄🥵:
Anyway
My
Name
Is
Daichi
😶😶
8:38//Idiot🙄🥵:
????
What kind of response is that
Idk how are you supposed to
react to a name?
8:38//Idiot🙄🥵:
Huh...
good point
😂😂
I like your name though
It suits your personality
8:38//Idiot🙄🥵:
Why thank you
Now your turn
Ugh fine
Well first off dont worry im not
a serial killer
Yet...
8:38//Idiot🙄🥵:
Damn
Are you like one of those people who makes a hit list of people they hate?
I dont really hate anyone so no
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
Interesting
There is really no one you hate?
No
There are people I want to hate
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
Lol I felt that
Anyway, whats your name/nickname/real name/what everyone calls you
🖕🏻🖕🏻
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
😁😁
My name/
real name/
nickname/
what everyone calls me
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
Isn't your name and real name the same thing?
...
Shhhhh
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
😂😂
Imma start over now
8:39//Idiot🙄🥵:
👍🏼👍🏼
My name/
nickname/
what everyone calls me/
is
Suga
8:40//Idiot🙄🥵:
Ok wait thats really pretty
😂😂😂
8:40//Idiot🙄🥵:
Im serious
Shut up...
8:40//Idiot🙄🥵:
Hehe are you blushing
No 🙄
Yes
8:40//Idiot🙄🥵:
You're a bad liar
Not lying
8:41//Idiot🙄🥵:
Sure...
Well either way your name is very pretty
🙄🙄
Thanks I guess
8:41//Idiot🙄🥵:
😁😁
Anyway why are you even awake right now, its wayyyy to early to be up and asking strangers their body counts
8:41//Idiot🙄🥵:
Hey I know your name now Suga 😏😏
I think we are more than strangers by now
Tutor and idiot?
8:42//Idiot🙄🥵:
Wow
😂😂😂
Jk jk
Yes we aren't strangers
8:42//Idiot🙄🥵:
😁😁
Yay!
Okay either way why the fuck are you up
8:42//Idiot🙄🥵:
Oh right, I just finished practice. 6-8:30am
ooof that sounds like hell
8:42//Idiot🙄🥵:
Oh it is
Luckily I have friends and shit so its at least not boring
But yes getting up that early
Hell
Especially on the weekend
Haha 😂
Must suck
My practice today is at night 😝😝
8:42//Idiot🙄🥵:
Fuck you
hehe 🙃
Fuck this is gonna end bad...
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"Suga, I am still against you texting a stranger." The group was all chilling at a coffee shop before they had to go to practice in a about 30 minutes. Suga rolled his eyes at Akaashi's comment as he continued the conversation he and Daichi had started that morning.
"He's not a stranger. He's my friend and his name is Daichi so..." He ended his sentence with the middle finger as he giggled at a text from Daichi.
"Uhh huh...friend...sure." Suga glared but didn't respond.
"Either way get off your fucking phone you are supposed to be handing with us." Oikawa gave Suga a small pout and puppy dog eyes. Suga groaned and put down his phone.
"Fine fine you're right." He took a sip from his drink as his friends sighed. "Anyway, Kaashi, have you talked to him yet?" Both boys turned to him with expecting looks.
"Yes I finally talked to him, don't worry."
"How was it?" Akaashi groaned.
"Awful, I hate talking about that shit. Kou was so sweet about it though. Although that was probably the most embarrassing conversation I've had, he made it really easy and I felt safe so I guess it's good." Suga and Oikawa shared a look before continuing.
"So...anything else happen that you want to share." Akaashi blushed slightly and glared at the boys.
"He already told you, didn't he?"
"Oh yeah."
"Every detail." Akaashi groaned again and rested his head on the table.
"Never knew the description of a hand job could be that detailed." Oikawa mused while Suga just chuckled at Akaashi's state.
"Definitely heard too much but he seemed very happy." Akaashi looked up and rolled his eyes.
"I should have known."
"I mean what do you expect? We are like his closest friends, who is he gonna go to?" Akaashi pouted while they both laughed.
"Yeah I guess. Ugh still..."
"We should probably head to the rink now."
"Ughhhhh noooooo I don't wanna" Oikawa whined as Akaashi and Suga stood up.
"You'll get to see that hockey player you like." Oikawa perked up and slowly rose.
"I don't like him."
"Sure..." The three headed out of the building and started to head to the rink.
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5 weeks later
"What the fuck did you say to me!"
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