System: "Do you really want to know?"
Zuo Yan : "Come on , what's going on." The
system simulated smoking in his mind, and said vicissitudes of life: "This is the first time I have seen you so cruel."
Zuo Yan asked curiously, "What did I do?" The
system recalled the scene that day, "In fact, you didn't do anything, but after the leopard gnawed your ass, you fainted and smashed it down by the way. "After
a while of silence, the system couldn't hold back, "Why didn't you ask?"
"I'm calculating."
"What do you mean?"
" What is the success rate of complaining about a system that loves to sell it."
System: "You are in a coma again. There was a movement of the earth, and a red light from the sky enveloped you and the leopard. After 24 hours, 45 minutes and 17 seconds, the red light dissipated, the leopard became a mosaic, and you became a human."
"Are you telling a story? "The
system's mechanical voice said, "After the red light disperses, the blood stains on your mouth and fingers are evenly distributed. It has been determined that it was the mosaic you put on the leopard."
Zuo Yan looked down at his fingers, Bai They were white and tender, with round and shiny nails, with five fingers gathered together, and clenched into a small fist like a bun.
"I have to adapt to the life of a panda."
System: "It may be that the target thinks that you are not good in shape.'Applause' specially gave you a gold finger."
Zuo Yan: "Are you kidding?"
System: "Yes ." Is there anything else besides this possibility?
Zuo Yan didn't have any impression of what it said, he just felt a little pain in his butt.
"Then what's going on with this special investigation office?"
System: "In short, it is the department that is responsible for investigating people or things that violate science."
The ghost species is against science, and the panda spirit is certainly against science.
Zuo Yan began to worry about his situation. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become refined. Even if he is a national treasure, he has no privileges.
After spending a few days in this ward-like place, he was always cautious. At first he didn't dare to ask more. When he thought the time was right, he asked the big brother who delivered the meal at noon one day, "When can I? Leaving?"
The eldest brother looked at him up and down, shook his head, "You can't go."
Why can't you go , wait, don't go, and ten yuan!
The food delivery brother upholds the good habit of never talking too much, and does not take away a panda hair with a wave of his sleeve.
"They are not going to destroy me, right." The
system comforted him, "rest assured, you are also a national treasure anyway, and they just give you bamboo shoots in a different way every day, and they won't do this kind of loss-making business.
" Maybe it’s the last supper.”
System: “Think about it from a different perspective. Now let’s put you out. You don’t have money, you still don’t have an identity, and you can’t live out if you go out.”
Zuoyan’s bamboo shoots hit the palm of his hand, “System , How do I think you seem to know something?"
System: "Illusion, drink milk soon, it will be cold for a while."
Zuo Yan was skeptical, unplugged the nipple plug, and didn't know who was so nasty. Drink milk powder and drink milk powder. As for the bottle every day?
In the afternoon, someone knocked on his door and brought him a set of clothes.
"Put it on and follow me."
Zuo Yan came out after changing his clothes, and finally left his ward with the stranger.
The outside is just like an ordinary hospital, even more rudimentary than an ordinary hospital.
The old chair, the painted wall is mottled with weird patterns, as if back to the 90s in an instant.
"How did you raise the injured?" Introduce yourself. My surname is He. You can call me Brother He from now on."
Zuo Yan nodded, "It's almost done."
"You take it easy , we won't do anything to you. Anyway, your prototype is also a rare species like a panda. To be honest, it is the first time I have seen a panda become a fine."
Zuo Yan thought, he had never seen it.
The young man with two dimples around him was very talkative. He explained to Zuo Yan about their special investigation department, "As long as we find an abnormal case, it will be handed over to us. Everyone in the studio gets along well. You'll know when you get in touch later."
Wait, who said I want to stay here? Are you forced to buy or sell?
Seeing his doubts, the young man said: "We have not yet investigated clearly why you became a humanoid. In the present age, everyone can become a young old guy. You are a one or two-year-old guy... indeed It's a rare example."
Zuo Yan saw the young man's curious eyes and looked away, don't look at him, he didn't know what was going on.
The young man scratched his cheek when he saw his head down, "Why don't you speak?"
Zuo Yan raised his head, "When can I leave?" The
young man said, "Do you want to leave? Have you considered it?" The
young man, say goodbye. Halfway through, what do you mean by looking at me like this.
"Hmm~"
"Hmm~mm!"
This familiar huh attracted the eyes of both people, and saw a short white fat man holding the door at the opposite door, as if not letting go, beside him There is also a big man sweating profusely with a t-shirt.
"Glen?"
As soon as he heard someone calling his name, the little fat man's eyes lit up. He looked at the two of them and ran towards him, "Ski!"
"Ahem..."
A bear pounced almost to him. You can't pull it out even if you go into the wall.
"Hmm~" Siqi, why did you become like this? I can't recognize the ugly.
Zuo Yan:...The
big man came over with sweat, "I didn't understand a word of what he said."
Zuo Yan held his waist as an interpreter, "He said he didn't want to wear clothes."
This looked up and felt the opposite. There is something wrong with the eyes of the two people.
He leaned on his waist, and Glenn habitually hugged his legs. This position...
Finally, Zuo Yan was fooling around with bamboo shoots to entice him to put on his clothes.
"Don't tell me, my nine brothers are all cultivating adults."
System: "No, it was because I saw you were bitten by a leopard at the time and wanted to save you, and got involved in the red light together." In
other words, This brother is implicated by him.
Zuo Yan's eyes were gentle, well, for your loyalty, the previous hatred of the tree was wiped out.
The young man who claimed to be surnamed He remembered it only after seeing Gu Lan, and said to take it with him.
Zuo Yan asked, "Where are we going?"
"Go to see the boss, and arrange your accommodation."
"Similar to us, are they all arranged in yours?"
"Of course not, we are not a shelter, but you You have a special identity. As far as I know, you should be the only pair of transformed pandas in recent years."
The young man looked at them with a sigh. He could still see this kind of spirit in his lifetime.
Zuo Yan: I'm just curious about where you will arrange me to go.
Gulen was given some food, and everything was fine in front of him. Although there were obstacles to human language in the past few days, some food was fine.
This kind of creature has always lived this kind of easy life, and its personality is simple.
After coming out of the old hospital, I bypassed two alleys and greeted the uncle who repaired the bicycle on the road.
"Uncle, how is the business today?"
"It's okay, your kid hasn't seen the virtue of Ye Heicheng for a few days..."
Zuo Yan looked around while the two people were talking. This place is similar to a courtyard, a hutong street. People in the past look very ordinary.
After greeted the uncle, the two went on, Zuo Yan started to remember the way, and then gave up.
Turn left, turn right, go straight...
"This place is repaired like a maze."
System: "This seems to be an array map."
Zuo said: "I understand a lot." The
system stood proudly: " That is, I'm your best assistant."
Zuo Yan expressionlessly: "I have done my homework." The
system subconsciously said: "Half a month in advance..."
Very good, he prepared half a month in advance. Back then, pandas were still installed in the zoo.
The last two people stopped at the vermilion gate, Zuo Yan raised their heads, and the few clear characters on it were very conspicuous.
"Kaifeng Mansion"
Nima, is he on the wrong set?
Facing Zuo Yan's questioning gaze, the young man touched his nose in embarrassment, "Our boss is a fan of Bao Zheng."
He searched around for a few times, and finally found a tattered stand, with rust on it, black background, and "Special Investigation Office" written in a few large red letters.
Perhaps it was the rain that drenched the font, and each word was dragged with a long red mark, which looked a little horrible.
Zuo Yan looked at the three words of Kaifeng Mansion where dragons and phoenixes danced—differential treatment, this place can’t stay longer, run away as soon as possible.
I went in and said hello to the uncle who was guarding the door. The uncle kept looking down and reading the newspaper, only to hear their voices.
Entering the studio, Zuo Yan and Glenn received a "warm" welcome.
Whether it was scratching his head, pouring coffee, or talking on the phone, he stopped his eyes on the two of them.
Even Gu Lan felt that something was wrong, and tightly grasped his arm, of course, while still not forgetting to eat two bites of bamboo shoots to be shocked.
The chubby boy, white and tender, couldn't hold a bamboo shoot in his hand. He handed it to his mouth and wiped it, chewed it twice and swallowed it. Everyone in the room felt a little pain in his throat.
Zuo Yan looked at their gazes, and at this moment he found the mood of being a panda being watched.
At this time, a slight footstep sounded from behind, and the people in the studio immediately recovered their previous appearance.
Scratching his head who picked off a couple with a comb, a standard carve neat, but also one of a mouth, "said the old Ho! 5.18 that day how the information has not sent me!"
Pour coffee muttering this liquid is better to drink tea, a bowl full of one-sided, left floating next to drinking fountains, the mouth saying, "in the morning will give you, on your own! ''
call girl red He yelled on the phone, "Don't make excuses for my old lady! That person is a liar! Believe it or not!" He
hung up the phone, and his tongue fell off.
Zuo Yan swallowed, scratching the lines on both sides of his pants, so what, whose tongue is a metre long...
He Yu rolled up and stuffed it into his mouth, and smiled at him, "Little cute, we meet again."
Zuo Yan seemed calm and abnormal, but in fact, the whole person was already stiff.
What is this place, Kaifeng Mansion? The underworld is almost the same.
"He Xiaobao! Are you bullying him!" Seeing that he didn't speak, the woman snarled at the other side.
He Bao was crying, "Sister! How dare I bully him? Also, how many times have I told you, don't call my full name!"
He Yu grabbed his ear, "Just your face, worth a few silver dollars Say, what happened to the little panda?"
He Bao rubbed his ears, "He wants to leave here."
"Who is leaving?"
An indifferent voice came from behind everyone, and the previous footsteps that caused everyone to return to their original state finally stopped behind.