I n n o c e n t

•「 Q&A ANSWERS 」•

edutaetion: like, my aunt is my current mom and one of my aunt's is my birth mom :D

edutaetion: my birth mom doesn't like me but I couldn't give A FLYING SHIT

yoongi: THIS ISN'T EVEN A QUESTION FOR YOU GET LOST

edutaetion: BOI FITE ME-

jungkook: i-i um... I guess if you w-want to!

[ kookie, can we elope and never return even though jimin is my bias?? ]

jungkook: i-i don't k-know...

jimin: wait what does elope even mean?

yoongi: sex

edutaetion: marriage?

taehyung: it means hugging right?

namjoon: *sighs* it means running away before marriage. for example, if your parents don't agree on your marriage then you run away together

edutaetion: oooh...

yoongi: it really sounds like sex tho-

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· QUEEN JENNIE ·

[ JENNNNNNN OML I LOVE YOUR SASSY ATTITUDE I WANNA BE SASSSY LIKE YOU :D how do you do that? ]

jennie: join my queen squad❤

jennie: and unlike most people who give you one sided answers, here's my actual advice on how to be sassy

edutaetion: *grabs popcorn and sits down* come be my teacher jen

jennie: now don't do it all the time or you'll come off as a know it all bitch. use it when someone is putting you down so you come off as a polite bitch

jennie: don't raise your voice or it'll show that their words effected you. just either act extremely intimidating, like staring them down while saying whatever you want, or be chill, relax and have a lazy smile on your face so you make them feel like they have no relevance to you at all

jennie: as for what to say, don't use google or you'll be shunned. turn their words against them! if they say something like, "you're ugly!", "you have no friends.", "people secretly don't like you, but they love me." etc.,

jennie: flip the table and point it back at them. like, "and what makes you think that what you have to say has any importance to my life?", "it's nice to know I have one real friend than hundreds of fake ones just to boast my pointless ego", or "if people don't like me than they have pretty low standards for liking you."

jennie: don't be petty and storm off aftwards. stay calm, grab your things after saying what you needed to say, smile at them, and walk off like a boss while everyone cheers you on.

jennie: that's how you can be a polite, sassy bitch without getting in trouble👌

[ will you marry me? ]

jennie: I call dibs on picking your wedding outfit😏

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· SUKI ·

[ Okay well suki listen here😤 I used to not like you before 😤 when you troubled my babies but then I understand that you were doing that for your family don't trouble my babies ever again okay? ]

suki: yes, i know I haven't made the best decisions for doing something right, and I do still feel bad for hurting taehyung and his friends

suki: at least now i can be myself again, and yeah, I won't trouble them ever again. I have no reason to, and I'm tired of always carrying the guilt on my shoulders...