daniel
have you seen paul? he didn't come home last night?
zayn
yeah. he got drunk off his ass and crashed here.
daniel
what am i gonna do with that kid?
zayn
you can always have an intervention.
daniel
you think he's an alcoholic too?
zayn
🤣
zayn
no. i just think he's a teenager who party's too much.. we're all guilty of it.
daniel
you say that like you're in your thirties kid.
zayn
you do know im only two years younger than you right?
daniel
yeah yeah. is paul up yet?
zayn
nope.. he's still knocked out.
daniel
well im coming over. i don't feel like making breakfast and i just know that your dad made a killer breakfast today.
zayn
actually i made the breakfast. dad and pops have been gone for about a week.
daniel
are they okay?
zayn
yeah.. they call me every five minutes to make sure the house hasn't burned down. it's just that the house is full everyday and they needed alone time.
daniel
your parents are fucking rabbits i swear.
zayn
gross.. i don't need to know what my parents do behind closed doors.
daniel
oh grow up.
zayn
would you like to know what your parents do behind closed doors?
daniel
🤢
daniel
they're old. they don't do that anymore..
zayn
oh shut up! im sure grandma and grandpa still have fun.
daniel
stoppppp
zayn
now you see how it feels.
daniel
whatever.. what's for breakfast?
zayn
waffles and oatmeal.
daniel
wheres the meat?
zayn
harrie wants to cut back on meat so i didn't buy any. if you want some you'll have to find some place else to get it.
daniel
fine! ill settle for a basic breakfast.
zayn
you better hurry. selena's already on her third plate and you know how she is.
daniel
dammit! im on my way.
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