ONE FINE DAY:
*author runs down the hall screaming*
Chica: Author, what's wrong?
Author (screaming very loudly): THERE'S A FIRE IN THE KITCHEN!
Chica: *swears* I'll get it! Wait... is this a prank?
Author: No, it's a legitimate inferno, and you need to get down there and fix it!
Chica: On it! *runs off*
Author (waits till she's gone): Ahahahahaaa, now that she's gone... *unplugs something from the wall* I can steal her phone charger! Hooray!
Freddy (appears): I saw that, Author.
Author: Aw bus.
*bus plows through the wall and everybody dies*
THE END
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanfictionA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
