ONE DAY:
*author overhears this*
APH Author: I don't care who it is, where it is, or what it is. If it's gay, keep it away from me.
SO:
Step 1: Author and APH Author are at the park. APH Author is being pushed on the swings.
Step 2: Author pulls the swing back real far
Step 3: and pushes her APH so hard she does a full 360 five times around the hanging bar.
Author: The heck're you staring ME down for?!
Naz (points at bathroom door): She's literally been in there for an hour thanks to you!
THE END
(P.S. The wedding is in four parts! Comment what you want to be, if you want to attend. NO WEDDING CRASHERS.)
STAI LEGGENDO
FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
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