ONE NOT-SO-FINE DAY AT FREDDY'S:
(Bonnie is flying around with his ears, eyes as wide as saucers)
Chica: So what the heck is wrong with him?
Freddy: Has he been in the kitchen lately?
Chica:...
Freddy: What? Are you concerned he got into your secret stash of crack?
Chica: WHAT
Chica: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT
Freddy: I'm Freddy.
Chica: True...
Freddy: Why would you have a stash of crack in the first place? This is a kid's restaurant (I think).
Chica: I use it to make pizzas for the Mexicans that live behind the building.
Freddy: ...
Freddy: So basically you're saying we're hosting aliens?
Chica: I don't know, they might be legal.
Author (appears out of nowhere with her infamous Band of Nerds): Hi guys.
Foxy: WHO LET HER IN
Author: We teleported.
(Everyone falls dead silent)
Author: Golden Freddy gave us drugs.
Chica: GOLDIE I TOLD U TO STAY OUT OF MY COCAINE!
Goldie: Sorry. (not)
Chica: WHAT WAS THAT YOU LITTLE-!?
Author: Keep it PG, people!
Lauren: So what are we doing here again?
Naz: Oh hi Bonnie, you been to the rehab center yet?
(Bonnie is still flying around)
Naz: HOLY CRAP IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT! Author, do something!
Author (turns toward Foxy): Yeah, Cami, go do something. You're Bonnie's girlfriend, right? Go help him out!
Foxy: For the last time, I'm a GUY, I don't like Bonnie, and my NAME! IS! FOXY!!!
Mike: THANK YOU
(everyone knows Foxy likes Mike)
Author: Alright screw this I'm done. *opens a window and jumps onto a horse*
Bob the horse: Neigh.
Everyone (minus Author and Bob): Why do you need a horse this is the 21rst century!?
Clueless: The century of idiots! YAYYYYY~
Author: For your information, this is a SPEACIAL horse, it's a preits's horse and it's CURSED. Every time I say *whispers* Praise the Lord, he runs and if I say *whispers again* Alleluia, he stops. Allow me to demonstrate... *loud inhale* PRAISE THE-
(Author notices she's on the edge of a cliff)
Author: Boy, I sure am glad I didn't go over that cliff! Therefore, I shall say: PRAISE THE LORD!-
(Author goes off the cliff by her own stupidity anyway)
Clueless: Man, and she says I'm the idiot.
(Everyone laughs)
Foxy: Three cheers for the moron being dead!
Everyone: HOORA-!
World: *explodes*
THE END!
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanfictionA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
