ONE DAY:
Chica: Guys lets go shoot some guns.
Author: I can take care of that.
*POOF*
*everyone is suddenly dressed up as characters from Black Lagoon*
Foxy (dressed as Rock): why do I look like a business guy...?
Mike (also dressed as rock): Dunno, dun cur, as long as we look the same.
Freddy (as Dutch): WOOT I LOOK SO BAD-
Bonnie (as Benny): No cussing, Fatbear.
Freddy: YOU
Chica (as Revy): WOOT GUNS
Autjor (also as Revy): YASSSS
Mia (as Roberta): I look like a maid, and not in a good way, either.
Lauren (as Balalaika): There's a good way?
Human (as Eda): WHY AM I A NUN
Naz (as Shenhua): And why am I Asian?
Bonnie: Racist.
Freddy: Alright what now?
Author: We drive around in my van and shoot people.
Bonnie: I AM NOT GETTIN BACK IN THAT THING
Author (points a gun at him): GET IN DA VAN
Bonnie: I'm scared, Freddy! *hugs Freddy)
Chica: I ship it!
Naz (revving the engine): AND WE'RE OFF!
Black, Swaggy, and Goldie: We want no part of this. *leaves*
THE END
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