FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

The APHs and Their Game Plans

ONE DAY AT FREDDY'S WHEN THERE IS NO WEED IN SIGHT:
Author: Oh no, guys!
Aph Author: What?
Author: There's no weed in sight!
Aph Naz (proudly): you can thank me for that.
Author (humphs): Jerks. *leaves*
APH Author: So what're we gonna do for the wedding?
APH Mia: Well, I was thinking we wear the opposite color roses our counterparts are wearing.
Aph Naz: So if Naz wears blue...
APH Mia: You wear gold.
APH Author: And if Author wears white...
APH Mia: You wear black.
APH Human: did you just make a dress joke
APH Author: No, but you just did.
APH Author: Oh no! I'm starting to act like Author! Get the holy water! *passes out*
APH Swaggy: So now what?
APH Naz: When did you pop into existence?
APH Swaggy: When Author gave enough flying flips to quit procrastinating and add me.
APH Naz: That makes sense.
APH Human: So is Mike GONNA wear a dress?
*tongue click*
Or nah
APH Lauren: Dude that crap was so last year.
APH Author: You know what else is last year?
Everyone: What?
Author (appears): BUS
Everyone: OH NO
*dies for now*
THE END