Chica's Theory of Happiness

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ONE DAY:
Author: Yo, Ayano!
Chica: I'm chica, dummy.
Author (puts a red muffler on Chica and replaces her regular bobby pins with red bobby pins): Now you're Ayano.
Foxy: Who's Ayano?
Author: Watch the video included with this.
*everyone watches the video*
Bonnie (in tears): THAT'S THE SADDEST THING EVER!
Freddy: She died so her dad could learn to love her brothers... *cries into Bonnie's shoulder* THE FEELS
Foxy (hugging Chica): Ayano, you're the best big sister ever, pleeeeease don't kill yourself!
Everyone: WHAT THE HECK FOXY
Mike: OMG I FEEL YOU!!!
*mike and foxy start hugging and crying like huge nerds*
Naz: Fourth mistake this week, Author!
THE END

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