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MLG Stranger Danger (FNAF EDITION)

((Note: you guys will have to look that video up yourselves on the internet, so instead have an air horn))
ONE DAY:
Author (appears): H-
Foxy: No. no more shenanigans. too close to the wedding, someone's gonna get hurt.
Author: When has ANYONE ever gotten hurt on one of our grand outings?
Foxy: Want me to read the list? *pulls out a FOURTY-INCH SCROLL*
Mike (whistles): dang.
Author: anyway POOF
Foxy: NO
*everyone gets teleported to...a neighborhood?!*
Foxy: Why am I in a very large oak tree
*looks around*
WHERE'S MY MIKEY
Author (pointing at a house): There he is!
Naz: I see what's happening!
*balloon boy comes out of the house*
The animatronics: BILLY?!
Naz (narrator voice): This is,
Author: XXX_BILLY_XXX.
Naz: He is a normal
Author: MLG QUICKSCOPER
Naz: Just like you!
Foxy (hitting head on a telephone pole): what have I just gotten myself into
Author: And over there is his friend BLAZE IT MICHAEL
*mike is waiting for Billy in front of a house*
Foxy (pulling out some binoculars): what the flip are they doing?
Lauren: Walking to the bus together, idiot.
Mia: This is a public service announcement.
*after some muffled discussion, Billy runs back to his house and comes out holding some weed*
Everyone: WOAH
Author: WOOT MLG FTW *shoots gun*
Swaggy: What's that?
*a car pulls up to where XXX_BILLY_XXX and BLAZE IT MICHAEL are standing*
Vincent/Purple Guy (rolling down the car window): Hey guys, wanna ride to school together?
Mike: NO
XXX_BILLY_XXX: PSYCH!
Everyone (from the tree): THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
Mike, XXX_BILLY_XXX, everyone in the tree, and Scott/Phone Guy: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Author: *SAMPLE TEXT*
Naz: OHH BABY A TRIPLE
Black: NEED SOME ALOE VERA FOR THAT BURN?!
Mike: Best day of our life. *winks at foxy* so far
Foxy: DANG RIGHT
Author: let's go before they start serenading each other.
THE END