FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Taylor Swift

ONE DAY:
Author: YO-
Foxy: Can we go ONE episode without you?
Author: Can we go one episode without you?
Foxy:...you did last time, idiot.
Chica: I WANNA BE IN THIS PART
Author: Epic. Now you are.
Goldie: Missed me?
Lauren: Flop nah.
Black: Lay off.
Bonnie: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Mia: FFFFFFFFFF
Taylor Swift (appears): HELLO HUMANS AND FOXY
Foxy: Are you serious...?
Taylor: No I'm Taylor Swift.
Author: I'm off to go drown my brain in "Ikasama Life Game".
Taylor (grabbing Author's arm): wait!
Author: I feel threatened...
Taylor: You know that one kid from school? He won't stop annoying you with jokes about...those...
Author: Yea why
Taylor: I wanna write a song to annoy him with it.
Author: I'll get the air horn.
LATER
*author is blaring an air horn*
Foxy (wakes up from snuggling with Mike, who wakes up as well): WHAT THE FRACK ARE Y'ALL DOING?!
Naz: Oh crap he said yall.
Human: A southern pirate...?
Swaggy: That's something you don't see every day.
Foxy: ENOUGH WITH THE AIR HORNS
APH Author: Enough with the excessive gayness.
Mike: HEY!
Author: Lay off, APHie.
Mia: Hey guys, what's 9+10?
Mike and Foxy: Uhhh *exchange glances and smirks* 21
Mia: CORRECT!
Mike and Foxy: YAAAAASS *high five*
Mia: PSYCH!
Mike and Foxy: ???
Mia: THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
Everyone: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
Mike and Foxy: We're ruined! *gay hug*
THE END