ONCE UPON A TIME:
Author: POOF
*mike becomes a woman*
Mike: WHAT THE CRAP
Naz: WOAH, dude, is that Mike?
Author: Yea I changed his gender cuz I'm so OP.
Mike: YOU WENT TOO FAR THIS TIME, AUTHOR.
Author (scoffs): Mike plz, I always go too far this time of year. #matingseason
Foxy (walks in): Hey guys, what's u- *sees genderbent Mike* oh my god
Author: You likey? *smirk*
Foxy (wraps his arms around Mike's waist): I might just be straight after all~...
Naz: Save it for the Cove, you two.
Author: Yeah, the cove is where the cameras are.
Foxy and Mike: WHAT
Author (sweats): Ah, nothing.
THE END
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