MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE STATES...
(Author and Human are sitting in the office)
Human: Hey Author, you've worked here for a long time, right?
Author: yeah.
Human: How do you keep the animatronics away from you so well?
Author: Just creep 'em out. Like this. *yells down the hallway* HEY GUYZ COME HERE
*all four animatronics come sprinting down the hallway*
Author: Listen to me sing. *clears throat* It's the Mickey-Mouse *random incredibly deep voice crack* FUN HAUS
*all the animatronics scream*
Foxy: Jeezus Christ! She's possessed! Everyone run for it!
*everyone sprints off*
Author: see?
Human: Cool.
Author: BUS
*a bus plows through the wall and everyone dies*
THE END
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