ONE DAY
*author is standing atop a bookshelf*
Naz: Don't jump, you've got so much to live for!
Foxy (runs in): EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Naz: Come on, nobody does that any more.
*author falls off the bookshelf and lands face first*
Naz: Really
Author: POOF
*every female in the room becomes male and every male in the room becomes female*
Goldie: IM A WOMAN
Bonnie: AUTHOR.
Freddy: WHY.
Chica: Seriously? The one time I'm the same gender as everyone else...
Foxy (looks at Mike): These are going to be a problem.
Mike: Naw dip Sherlock. Author change us back.
Author: No. Being a guy is awesome.
Naz: NOW I CAN OFFICIALLY JOIN A GANG
Author: what
Naz: nothing. ((#inthehood))
Author: Whatever man. I'm off to bother my APH...
APH Author: Boom
World: *explodes*
THE END
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