Plo: come on boys, we're going on a field trip
Wolffe: ew
Boost: ooh where??
Anakin: we're going to Disneyland!!
Comet: YAAAAY
Anakin: except you
Comet: awww :,(
Anakin: gosh I'm kidding
Comet: YAAAAY
Obi wan: umm, Plo, Anakin? How are we going to pay for all of their tickets?
Anakin: oh we'll just use the Jedi mind trick on the ticket collectors
Ahsoka: I've been practicing!
Obi wan: you guys are horrible people
Obi wan: I'm in
Obi wan: Cody! Make sure you pack my sunscreen because we're all going to Disneyland!
Cody: pack your own sunscreen!
Obi wan: ...
Cody: I mean, yes, General
Kix: that sunscreen better be SPF 30 or I'm gonna lose it
Anakin: you could've told me that BEFORE I went to the supermarket and bought SPF 50. Thanks a lot, kix
Fives: it's okay, just grab a sharpie and change the five to a three on the bottle
Rex: yes, while we're at it, I'll change your 5 tattoo into a 3 and suddenly your CT number will change to 3333 and we'll all call you Threes
Fives: that doesn't make any sense
Rex: exactly
Echo: whatever just make sure you get the right sunscreen please. Last time I went to the beach and fell asleep with my hand on my chest. And then I got this weird tan of my handprint on my chest
Hardcase: lol
Waxer: CAN WE GO ALREADY I WANT TO EAT CHURROS
Plo: yeah let's hit the road
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Kix: finally I can relax
Kix: they have doctors at Disneyland, right?
Jesse *coming off the teacup ride (it's a spinning ride)*: oh man I think I'm gonna barf
Kix: dammit
Obi wan: come on everyone! I want to take a picture of all of you in front of the castle
*cody sneaking away*
Obi wan: Cody get your ass back here
Cody: grrr I hate taking pictures!
Cody: I feel like my cheeks are about to fall off!
Waxer: same
Boil: same
Wooley: same
Anakin: obi wan, give your boys a break and stop taking so many pictures
Obi wan: it's for the memories, Anakin. You will all regret not taking pictures a few years from now. Just you wait
Anakin: you're the one who didn't even want to come here in the first place
Obi wan: hush, Anakin. Now Cody, come here before I take away your holopad
Cody: UGH FINE
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HumorMost of this is clone wars 😎 Get ready for some chaos in the galaxy. Stupidity commencing in 3...2...1...
