Yoda: a new group of younglings, we have gathered for you to train
Ahsoka: hey guys, welcome to crossiant
Obi wan: it's coruscant
Ahsoka: sorry I'm hungry
Anakin: hello everyone, it wonderful to kill you all today
Anakin: I mean chill with you all today
Anakin: damn autocorrect
Obi wan: Anakin, this is a verbal conversation
Anakin: uh sorry, my brain was lagging
Anakin: one time I tried telling padme I had a good day, but instead I said I'm gay
Ahsoka: she must've been worried for a second
Anakin: uhhh why would she be worried
Obi wan: we know you're together Anakin
Anakin: you do??
Ahsoka: it's kind of obvious
Obi wan: anyways, on with the lesson!
youngling: master skywalker, what're we going to do?
Anakin: please don't say that, unless you want to die
Obi wan: ...
Ahsoka: ...
Anakin: I mean dive!
Anakin: you know, unless you want to take diving lessons with master fisto
Ahsoka: he teaches diving?
Anakin: and swimming and surfing
Ahsoka: well I guess that makes sense since he is an aquatic life form
Anakin: nah, he just likes showing off his abs
Obi wan: you seem to pay a lot of attention to fisto's choice of attire
Anakin: no I don't. Besides, I heard he has a thing for aayla
Ahsoka: ooh, I didn't know anakin was such a gossip queen
Anakin: hehe, sometimes
Fisto: hey guys, what's going on? I just wrapped up a swimming lesson
Obi wan: wow. I see what you mean anakin
Fisto: what?
Obi wan: nothing
If you guys have any ideas for this book, let me know! I don't bite... or do I??
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HumorMost of this is clone wars 😎 Get ready for some chaos in the galaxy. Stupidity commencing in 3...2...1...
