Star Wars Texts

dino squad

Rex:  why did you call us the dino squad

Fives:  cause your name reminds me of dinosaurs

Rex:  what dinosaur

Anakin:  T REX

Rex: how do I remind you guys of a T. rex

Fives: you're scary

Ahsoka: is there something you're trying to say fives

Fives: ...no

Rex: well I'm sorry if I scare you guys, I try to be a good leader

Jesse: he doesn't mean you're scary to us. You just look really scary on the battlefield with your blaster

Echo: imagine a T. rex charging through a field with a couple of blasters. That's how we see you

Rex: ...

Rex: I see

Rex: I think hardcase fits that description better

Anakin: did you hear that, hardcase?

Echo: probably not

Jesse: I think he's deaf in one ear

Fives: this morning, hardcase was looking around for his blaster while he was holding it

Hardcase: I put my underwear on backwards

Ahsoka: guys leave him alone. He's just a little tired today

Obi wan: we did have a difficult mission yesterday

Rex: I'm pretty sure it's because he spent all night playing call of duty

Hardcase: how did you know?!

Rex: I know everything about my battalion

Fives: see what I mean? Scary

Jesse: hardcase, don't you think we have enough warfare in our lives?

Hardcase: it's good practice! COD has all the best parts about fighting. And there's no trauma

Jesse: good point, but can't you practice at the shooting range?

Hardcase:  you have no idea how many clones are online in the middle of the night

Rex:  yeah? Like who?

Hardcase:  waxer.  He's pretty fun to play with

Hardcase:  oops

Fives:  are you scared hardcase?

Hardcase:  maybe