Star Wars Texts

clones naming kids 2

This episode of Star Wars Texts is brought to you by @AhsokaKatrinaTano . Thanks for the inspiration! (Yeah I know these aren't really texts but I don't know what else to call this book)

Anakin:  obi wan, you never told us what you would name your kid

Obi wan:  well I can't have a kid, it's against the code

Anakin:  oh come on.  You know you want to break it anyways

Obi wan:  I have to follow the rules

Anakin:  sure you will

Obi wan:  fine

Cody:  but sir, the code

Obi wan:  the code is more what you would consider guidelines than actual rules

Anakin: exactly!

Anakin: so what's the kids name gonna be

Obi wan: korkie

Ahsoka: hey I know someone named korkie

Cody: who?

Ahsoka: satine's nephew!

Obi wan: ha. Ha. What a coincidence

Anakin: ooh. Obi wan did the dirty didn't he

Obi wan: ... no

Cody: umm anyways.

Rex: yeah anyways

Anakin: ahsoka! What would you name your kids?

Ahsoka: I already have kids :)

Anakin: Um what

Rex: ...

Ahsoka: yeah guys. Look at my babies

*ignites lightsabers*

Ahsoka: everyone meet Des and Troy. When you put them together, they destroy ;)

Rex: wow

Anakin: did you seriously name your lightsabers?

Ahsoka: uh yeah

Hardcase: I mean, I named my blaster Ket

Anakin: wow, I wonder what that's short for

Hardcase: ketchup!

Anakin *rolling his eyes*: I knew it

Wolffe: there's only room for one eye rolling king in this army

Sinker: wolffe, why do you have to make everything a competition

Wolffe: I can't help it

Boost: one day I'm gonna have two kids!

Wolffe: oh yeah? Well I'm gonna have three!

*sinker rolls his eyes*

Wolffe: me and my cubs are gonna be the best 😎

Plo: I'm gonna have grandchildren!

Anakin: what would you name them, wolffe?

Wolffe: hmmmm

Cody: it's gonna be wolf like, I'm calling it now

Wolffe: howler, growler, and prowler

Cody: I knew it

Obi wan: what would you name your kids, Plo?

Plo: all clones are my children

Plo: and little Soka

Ahsoka: YEAH

Comet *bursting through the door*: get out of the way people! A father is coming through!

Wolffe: is that a puppy?

Comet: yeah! I found her on the streets of Coruscant looking for scraps. I decided to take her and name her Stars!

Fives: I can't believe I lost that fight

Comet: don't mess with a wolf

Rex: umm, a clone having a pet dog. Is that legal?

Comet: I will make it legal

Fives: I wanted to name my kid Stars!

Echo: hey it's okay. You can still name your kids six, seven, and eight. They can have play dates with wolffe's kids howler, growler, and prowler

Fives: I'd never let his kids come anywhere near mine. Those tiny wolves would eat my children alive

Wolffe: I'm already so proud

Cody: Rex you never told us what you'd name your kids!

Jesse: he's probably gonna name them after a dinosaur

Rex: yeah no

Jesse:  how about velociraptor

Rex:  no

Jesse:  brachiosaurus

Rex:  no

Jesse:  spinosaurus

Rex:  no

Jesse:  how about crocodile

Kix:  lol, that kids nickname would be crocs

Ahsoka:  WHAT ARE THOSEEE

Hardcase:  they are my CROCS

Rex:  I'm not naming my kid after a vine

Rex:  crocodiles aren't even dinosaurs

Jesse:  yeah but they were alive in the time of dinosaurs.  So they're basically dinosaurs

Dogma:  not really  but okay

Tup:  sharks were around too

Anakin:  if anyone suggests naming a kid sharknado, I'm gonna lose it

Jesse:  sha-

*anakin tackles jesse*

Obi wan:  you were kind of asking for it when you brought up the name, Anakin

Rex:  He hasn't had a fight with anyone recently.  He was just looking for an excuse

Ahsoka:  Anakin literally can't even go two days without force choking somebody

CommanderWolffe3636 came up with Wolffe's kids names, so thanks for the idea! 

And guys... writing these chapters have low key made want to name my future kid, Stars.  It'd be such a pretty name :)