Star Wars Texts

the green falcon

Hands:  whoever painted my ship green is not going to have a wonderful day I'll tell you that

Luke:  why is your name hands?

Hands:  who cares?!! Someone painted the Falcon green! She looks like a salad!

Leia:  this has to be the funniest day of my life hands down

Hands:  you too leia?!  Alright I'm gonna fix this username.  I think autocorrect did this

Luke:  do you need a hand with that?

Han:  Ha!  I fixed it! 

Han:  now to find who messed with my ship

Luke: I wonder who that could be

Han: it was you wasn't it!

Luke: what? no! I'm genuinely wondering who did it

Ben Kenobi: hello there

Han: don't tell me the hermit did it

Ben Kenobi: reach out with your feelings and you will find who you are looking for

Han:  you know I don't trust that force crap

Leia:  then you'll never find out who violated your precious ship

Luke:  use the force Han

Ben Kenobi: dewit

Han: FINE!  I'll do it.  Jeez guys

Han:  I closed my eyes and all I could see was a blaster

Leia:  of course you did you nerf herder

Ben Kenobi:  what kind of blaster

Han:  how am I supposed to know?! It looked like a EE-3

Han: wait....

Han:  BOBA FETT

Boba fett:  you rang?

Han:  YOU PAINTED MY SHIP GREEN

Luke:  are we not going to talk about how Han just used the force

Han:  shut up farmer boy! 

Han:  listen up fett.  When I find you, I'm going to make sure you spend the rest of your life in a slab of carbonite

Boba fett:  ooh are you still hung up about that?  I thought we were cool now

Han:  ooh we are far from cool buddy. I hope your blaster is loaded cause Han Solo is going to hunt the bounty hunter