Star Wars Texts

laser sword club

Yoda: add a new rule to the Jedi code, we must

Anakin: oh good. Another rule for me to break

Windu: what

Anakin: what

Obi wan: what are you thinking of master yoda

Yoda: discard our robes on Tuesday's, we shall. On Tuesday's, we wear suits

Anakin: ooh I can get behind that

Obi wan: that should be interesting. I imagine I'd look rather good in one

Ahsoka: well nothing beats a lady in a suit. I'll be the most dapper looking Jedi in the galaxy

Secura:  I could get used to suits

Vos:  finally!  I can make use of my tie collection

Obi wan:  you have a tie collection?

Vos:  yeah, I've got green ties, yellow ties, red ties, ties with lightsabers, and even a tie with Obi wan's face all over it

Obi wan:  ...

Vos:  is this a bad time to mention my Obi wan boxers

Anakin:  sounds like someone has a crush on master Kenobi here

Obi wan:  don't be silly anakin

Vos:  well, I'd be lying if I said I don't check you out while you're training

Secura:  this is getting awkward

Anakin:  well I better go check on obi wan

Fisto:  why?

Ahsoka:  master Kenobi has a tendency to go robe shopping when he feels awkward

Fisto:  that explains why he has so many robes.  He always throws them on the floor before every single fight

Windu:  Kenobi is probably better off going suit shopping given the new part of the Jedi code

Vos:  can't wait to see that 😉