Maul: I have created this club so that we can all talk about how much we hate obi wan
Maul: and the blue milkshakes are on the snack table
Savage: *slurp* these milkshakes are so delicious
Maul: I know right? I got them from Dex's diner. That guy has taste
Rako hardeen: the cookies are especially good
Sidious: enough you idiots, when does the meeting start
Maul: it starts when I say it starts you wrinkled bitch
Sidious: this is why you were such an incompetent apprentice
Maul: guys, who wants to start a sidious hate club?
Savage: me
Maul: alright I'll put it on the list. But now starts the I hate obi wan meeting. First, let's go around in a circle and say why we hate obi wan
Maul: I'll go first
Maul: he chopped me in half
Rako: I thought I killed him but then the Jedi said sike and arrested me
Cad bane: he keeps ruining my heists
Deathsticks dealer: he made me go home and rethink my life. It was a sad day
Savage: he made a hole in my shirt
Maul: ???
Maul: brother, why are you so stupid. Didn't obi wan slice off you arm?
Savage: oh yeah. When he did that, he made a hole in my shirt
Maul: idiot
Sidious: obi wan keeps beating up my apprentices
Maul: wow so you actually care
Sidious: I was going to get rid of you anyways, but I didn't expect you fail your first mission. Loser
Maul: listen up old man, if you don't cough up your own ribs and die already, I'll be glad to kill you myself
Grievous: I coughed up a rib once
Rako: ewwwww
Cad bane: literally nobody asked you, grievous
Savage: why do you hate obi wan, anyways?
Grievous: he won't let me add his lightsaber to my collection
Grievous: and he doesn't die
Maul: true, that bastard just keeps on living
Deathsticks dealer: I am suddenly grateful that I decided not to pick a fight with obi wan
Savage: you should be, you never know when he's going to ruin one of your nice shirts
Maul: okay who's next? Hondo you're up
Hondo: what?
Maul: why do you hate obi wan?
Hondo: oh I don't hate obi wan, he is one of my closest friends!
Maul: ...
Maul: then why are you here?
Hondo: for the blue milkshakes of course! They are world class
Hondo: and they are made by the famous dexter jettster, a friend of obi wan's!
*savage spits out the milkshake*
Cad bane: will you mind the direction you spit in? You got that stuff all over my face!!
Savage: the drink is blue, your skin is blue, I see no difference
Cad bane: I'll have you know my skin is navy blue and this blasted milkshake is the color of my baby cousin's butT
Maul: why would you look at your baby cousin's butt
Cad bane: it was my turn to change the diaper
Anakin: hello hello!
Hondo: ah! My second favorite Jedi! How are you my friend?
Anakin: heyy nice to see you hondo
Anakin: so I heard there's cookies and milkshakes here, I'd like one
Maul: sorry buddy, those are reserved for members of the I hate obi wan club. I'm pretty sure you don't fall under that category
Anakin: uhh sure I hate obi wan
Anakin: I had a dream once he chopped of my legs and burned me alive. And I was all like I HATE YOUUU
Maul: that's really specific. But I guess I can let you into the club, even if you only hated him in a dream
Anakin: yaayyyy cookies!!
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