Massive bad batch season 2 finale spoilers ahead also mentions of death ~~~~
*wrecker, hunter, and echo are all on pabu and omega is with phee*
Wrecker: *crying enough tears to drown kamino*
Wrecker: WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE. HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND I COULDN'T GET HIM
Echo: it's not your fault, wrecker
Echo: team Techo is just down to Echo now 🥲
Hunter: *hugging his knees to his chest and rocking back and forth*
Echo: you couldn't ask for a better pilot, soldier, and a brother
Hunter: he had a very loving way of telling us to shut up
Wrecker: who's gonna make my chocolate milk now 😭
Hunter: I'll make it for you wrecker
Wrecker: no! You never put enough chocolate powder in it
Hunter: we don't have an endless supply of it!
Echo: uh hunter, you always give omega enough chocolate and even give her extra protein powder too
Hunter: she's a growing girl
Wrecker: tech would never treat me like this, he knows I need protein too
Hunter: so does omega! She's like 12 and is barely taller than my waist. She needs some protein
Echo: that is a little concerning... when are those jango genes gonna kick in
Wrecker: she's not gonna grow a foot taller just because of some protein powder. With her genetics, she'll be 6 feet tall in no time
Hunter: *sweating*
Echo: ha! She's gonna beat you, hunter
Hunter: I guess omega doesn't need protein powder anymore...
Tech: shut up, hunter, insecurity about your height deficiency is not a good reason for you to suppress Omega's protein powder
Tech: also, here are your vitamin D supplements, echo. I know you ran out of them right before eriadu
Everyone: ...
Everyone: TECH
*wrecker, echo, and hunter smother tech in a Wookiee hug*
Wrecker: we thought you were a goner!
Tech: really? I am disappointed in your lack of faith in me
Hunter: didn't I say tech has the most beautiful way of telling people to shut up *wiping a tear*
Echo: how did you make it?
Tech: I played the keeradak sounds like on anaxes and one of them came, so I landed on it and flew out of there, duh.
Wrecker: why didn't you fly back to the Marauder??
Tech: I remembered Echo ran out of his Vitamin D supplements, so I stopped at a store to get some. By the time I came back, you all had left already
Echo: YOU WHAT
Echo: tech, we thought you were dead!
Tech: it's not my fault what you guys decided to assume things
Hunter: ...
Hunter: I'm assuming you also bought my dandruff shampoo from the store then?
Tech: ...
Tech: yes
Hunter: #bestbrotherever
Tech: I am also glad you all decided to come back to Pabu instead of going to Ord Mantell for whatever reason. Cid was totally going to betray us all
Tech: obviously
Hunter: well yeah, there are perfectly good healers on Pabu as well who could take care of us
Echo: uhh, we almost ended up going there because Wrecker was craving Mantell Mix
Wrecker: its been WEEKS since I've had some
Tech: wrecker, I can make better Mantell Mix here on Pabu, there was no need to go back there
Wrecker: yeah, well, I thought you wouldn't be around anymore to make it, so...
Tech: wow
Tech: anyways, when are we going to rescue crosshair?
Hunter: give us a minute to process, Tech, omg
Echo: yeah, we didn't know you were alive until 2 minutes ago
*Omega walks up to the Bad Batch*
Omega: did you guys see that crazy bird parked next to the Marauder?
Tech: that is a keeradak
Omega: TECH *crushes him in a hug*
Tech: there goes my other femur
Echo: hunter, put that measuring tape away
Hunter: *stops measuring omega's height*
Omega: Tech, you're alive!
Tech: well, of course I am
~~~~ Hope you guys enjoyed my delusional fantasy. Also, the bit about Omega eventually growing to be 6 ft was inspired by an unhinged bad batch conversation with ranovlas
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