Boba: remind me why you didn't bring the falcon here
Han: because I didn't want to be seen flying around in a ship that looks like it belongs to shrek
Boba: what's wrong with shrek
Han: nothing, I just don't want people thinking I'm shrek. And I don't need leia making any more fun of me
Boba: the ogre has fallen in love with the princess! HAHAHAHA
Han: wow, thanks boba
Han: remember that this is still your fault and you're coming with me to the rebel base to fix my ship
Boba: fine, but I don't think leaving your ship at the rebel base was a good idea. Those guys hate me
Han: don't worry about it. Just stick with me and you'll be fine
*a few hours later*
Han: that wasn't so hard
Boba: that's what she-
Han: I'll kill you if you finish that sentence
Boba: my bad
Han: but seriously, how did you get the paint off by washing it down with a water hose
Boba: I used that crayola wash off paint instead of like actual paint
Han: how nice of you
Boba: I wasn't trying to be. The wash off paint was the only paint I could find in bulk. Besides, carrying huge loads of heavy duty paint would have killed my ship
Han: I see
Han: hey leia! Check out the falcon. she's all good now
Leia: I'm gonna miss seeing you rip your hair out over the ship
Han: hey. Chewie was ripping out a lot more hair than me
Leia: after seeing how much hair you leave on the shower floor, I'm starting to think you're the wookie
Boba: shots fired
Boba: hey I want my cape back
Han: ah ya I'm gonna miss it, not gonna lie
Boba: well sucks to suck. I'm outta here
Han: call me will you boba
Boba: we'll see
May the mass the times acceleration be with you. Happy Star Wars day ya laser brains
STAI LEGGENDO
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