Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

INTERVIEW! (Author's friend (guy) wrote this)

Shinji: Hello everyone who was staring at the screen! I made this because I dunno what will I do in my life.

Kageyama: It's not like were here for you anyway.....

Shinji: What did you say king? -glares-

Kageyama: I said nothing blueberry.

Shinji: What!?

Kageyama & Shinji: *argueing*

Daichi: Ahem.

Shinji: Oh.... Hi again! Lemme show you my idiots- I mean my cast friends.

Karasuno: -smiles and waves-

Kuroo: Hello~

Bokuto: Hey hey hey!

Akaashi: -waves-

Konoha: -winks-

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Shinji: Okay first question. "What do you think to Shinji?"

Karasuno: Sweet, caring and nice.

Kuroo: Sexy

Shinji: -shows knife-kun-

Kuroo: I mean.... Cool.

Bokuto: Pretty!

Akaashi: Beautiful...

Konoha: Devil.

Shinji: -shows needle-kun-

Konoha: I mean Friendly.

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Shinji: Next question. "Do you think that you should date Shinji?"

Hinata: Uhh.... I can't tell.

Kageyama: NO

Karasuno: Maybe.

Kuroo: Yes.

Bokuto: I dunno.

Akaashi: Uhhh..... -insert blushing face- >_<

Konoha: No.

Shinji: ..... -gets flamethrower and burns the valentines cards from Kuroo-

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Shinji: Next. "Who will you marry?"

Hinata: Yachi (A/N: -fangirling mode-)

Kageyama: Aoi.

Karasuno: ....

Kuroo: shinji.

Bokuto: None.

Akaashi: S-.... Shin-..... Nevermind.....

Konoha: None -_-

Shinji: Konoha you lobster.

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Narrator: Kiss someone on your right.

Suga>Daichi>Asahi>Noya>Tanaka>Ennoshita>Hinata>Kageyama>Tsukishima>Yamaguchi>Shinji>Kuroo>Bokuto>Akaashi>Konoha

(I see what you did there  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

Shinji: O MY GOD! OTP!

Yamaguchi: I'm shy....

Suga: *kisses Daichi on the cheek*

Daichi: Uh... 0/////0

Shinji: -squels-

Daichi: -glares at asahi-

Asahi: -sweatdrops-

Daichi: -kisses hand and slaps Asahi-

Asahi: Ow. -looks at Noya-

Noya: It's okay asahi.

Asahi: -kisses Noya's forehead-

Noya: My ball!

Tanaka: My ball!

(A/N: I'm so turned on -_-)

Noya: -kisses Tanaka's cheek-

Tanaka: Uh...

Ennoshita: Really? Seriously guys?

Shinji: Do it for fangirls.

Tanaka: -kisses Ennoshita on the cheek-

Ennoshita: -kisses Hinata-

Hinata: -looks at Kageyama-

Kageyama: -looks at Hinata-

Shinji: Psst- guys!

Hinata: -almost kisses Kageyama's cheek but Tsukishima acted that he slipped and Hinata and Kageyama kissed on the mouth!-

Tsukishim: Oops.

Shinji: Smile! -takes picture-

Kageyama: WTF! -lloks at Tsukishima-

Tsuki: Got a problem?

Kageyama: No. -kisses hand and slaps Tsukishima-

Tsukishima: You're weak.-kisses Yamaguchi on the cheek-

Yamaguchi: >/////< -looks at shinji-

Shinji: Go on.

Yamaguchi: -kisses Shinji on the cheek-

shinji: Uh..... Ew.... God.. No....

Kuroo: Hey!

Shinji: Why am I gonna kiss a trash?

Director: FOR FANS!

Shinji: -wents to akaashi and pushes Kuroo to his sit-

Akaashi: Shinji-chan?

Shinji: Sit.

Kuroo: OW! Why?! T^T

Kenma (behind thedirector): I SAY NO TO KUROO X SHINJI!  IT'S OKAY IF IT'S AKAASHI AND DESUKA!

Kuroo: You jerk. -sat on Akaashi's previous seat-

Shinji: -kisses akaashi on the mouth-

Audience: -gasp-

Akaashi: 0///0 -covers face-

Shinji: Kiss Bokuto now.

Akaashi: -kisses Bokuto with no problem-

Bokuto: Bro!

Kuroo: .....

Bokuto: -kisses Kuroo's cheek-

Kuroo: -looks at konoha-

Konoha: why am I beside to a trash?

Kuroo: -kisses Konoha on the cheeks-

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THE END.

A/N: YO! THIS IS NOT SHINJI BTW! IT'S HER GUY FRIEND! I DON'T HAVE WATTPAD. I'M MESSING HER WATTPAD FOR REVENGE FOR STEALING MY CHOCOLATE! BYE!