Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

Vampire

Me: *moving her mouth like putting away the food stuck in her tooth by her tounge*

Daichi: What's wrong Shinji?

Me: *mumbles* Nothing much....

Suga: Ae you okay? You're mumbling.

Hinata: Check her temperature!

Kei: *puts his palm on Shinji's head*

Tadahi: What is it?

Aoi: I hope shinji is okay!

Shimizu: I'll go get the first aid kit.

Yachi: Don't worry Shinji-chan! Were here for you!

SUDDENLY A LOUD BANG IN THE GYM'S DOOR

Trashes: SHINJI!!!!!!

Me: .....

Kuroo: Are you okay!?

Bokuto: Does she have a fever!?

Akashi: I bought some medicines.

Konoha: I brought my favourite jacket for you!

Oikawa: HAVE IWA-CHAN!

Iwaizumi: Shut Up! Shinji I bought some energy drink for you.

Me: *mumbles* Thanks... But I'm not sick...

Everyone:..... *stares at shinji*

Me: *mumbles* It's this.... *opens mouth widely*

Desuka: YOU'RE A VAMPIRE!!?!?!?!

Everyone: *stares at Shinji*

Me: Satan cursed me again. And I can't eat normal food but human blood.... And I'm also hungry

Kuroo: Have mine!

Lev: *pops out of nowhere* Mine!

Oikawa: Mine!

Konoha: Mine!

Kurosaki: I'll sacrifice!

Me: What!?

Kurosaki: I want mom to be happy so I'll sacrifice my blood for you...

Me: Now... Your making me cry.

Kurosaki: I's okay mom... Now have it! :)

Me: T-Thank you.

5 MINUTES LATER...

Me: I can't believe she allows me...

Everyone: *crying at the scene*

Kuroo: My only daughter!! Sniff... Sniff..

Trash: OUR! DAUGHTER!

KUROSAKI TURNED INTO DUST AND A WIND BLEW HER AWAY.

Me: I'm still hungry....

Everyone: ....

Yoshiyuki: Have mine!

Trash: Ours!

Me: No way. Your bloods are full of stupidity.

Trash: We can't allow you to get hungry.

Me: I guess I'm going outside. The good thing Satan said that I can get throught the light because dying under the sun is too mainstream. *turns into a bat and flew away*

Konoha: WEW.

Kenma: That's really weird.

Akaashi: Yup.

Bokuto: OHOHOHOHO?

Kuroo: OHOHOHOHO.

Aoi: I guess let's end this. See you everyone next time! And Noya uncle will treat me ice cream! YAY!