Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

CHRISTMAS PARTY? No? Okay.

Me: *listening some music in headphones*

Kuroo: *holds a mic* HELLO MINNA. THIS IS KUROO YOUR HOST TODAY WITH OUR GUEST HOST SHINJI!

Me: WTF. I JUST GOT HERE.

Everyone: SHINJI! WE MISS YOU.

Me: Let me guess... You guys made another christmas party today huh?

Bokuto: OMG. SHE IS STILL THE SAME!

Me: Guys. I have a boyfriend but I ain't telling it to anyone. (A/N:Yes, I have a new boyfriend. Since Dec. 16)

Everyone: ........ *broken heart*

Daichi: SHE GREW UP SO FAST.

Suga: *cries

Tanaka & Noya: Why bae! Why!?

Kei: ......

Hinata: .....

Kageyama: ......

Yamaguchi: .....

Asahi: ......

Lev: WHAT..... THE..... HELL.....

Oikawa: I-I thought I was your bf!

Kuroo: Why did you break my heart?

Kenna: Poor Desuka. The OTP IS OVER. WHY?

Desuka: gulp......

Yoshiyuki: MAH BEBY SESTER! WHY!?

Aoi: Congrats! ^w^

Nekoma: *cries

Fukurodani: *cries and sobs

Aoba Jousai: *cries while their nose are running

Me: Okay.... WTF. *moves back away*

Konoha: Noo..... The ship has sunk in the ocean of RELATIONSHIP.

Bokuto: *punches the floor* Why!? She's too evil to have one!

Akaashi: ..... *tears

Me: Pfft. You guys are so sensitive. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Them: Wut?

Me: That was a joke idiots! My human boyfriend is at the outside with the creator of me!

(let's make my real name into Vexly and my bf will be Lenny)

Vexly: GOD DAMN IT. SHE TOLD IT TO THEM.

Lenny: It's okay. As long I'm here with you.

Vexly: Oh. Stop it you jerk.

(Don't you guys dare to tease with me and my bf.)

Me: See?

Everyone: *facepalm

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY STOMACH HURTS! I WISH I VIDEOD THAT! BUT MY CREATOR DID!

Vexly: DAFUQ. How the fuck does she knows that!?

Lenny: I dunno. *Kisses Vexly on the right cheek*

(Yup, he just did that to me.)

Vexly: Thank you guys for giving me a support for making this scenario.

Lenny: And thanks for voting and liking my gf's anime scenario! See ya!