Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

Shinji's Serious Truth

Me: Time to kill everyone~

????: Shinji? Is that you?

Me: Huh? Who the the fuck are you?

????: It's me.

Me: Me? Hmm.... I already heard that before.... Wait. *remembers FNAF*

????: It's me Shinji.

Me: Go away from me you bitch...

????: What?

Me: //lefts

IN THE GYM...

Me: Oh god.... I met ex again....

Yoshiyuki: Really?

Me: I think the devil was punishing me again for being not so fun to the others.

Kuroo: Did I heard "Ex"?

Me: Oh. That was me.

Bokuto: You have a Ex-boyfriend!?

Me: No. It's my ex-boy bestfriend.

Lev: WHERE IS HE!?

Me: dude chill. I think he wants me back.

Desuka: And I won't allow that.

Me: Yea. Because now. Desuka is my bestfriend.

Desuka: Bestfriend? I thought I'm your boyfriend.

Trash: *evil glare*

Me: Oh shut up.

????: Hi.

Me: Get the fuck outta here you dick!

????: No.

Me: Guys tie him up.

They tie him up on the chair.

Hinata: Could you tell us the history?

Aoi: /nods

Yachi: //nods

Me: Fine. When I was 12 years old. I'm a bully to boys only until now. I met him at our dumb club. It's about enviroment. I chose that because they say that you'll watch movies than doing something else. Which was true. I know him for so long and my classmates said that 'Were A couple' even though were not. I slightly like him but when it's my birthday. I confess to him that I liked him but he then he started to ignore me and that's why I start to forget him and ignore him!

Everyone (Expet Desuka which was jelouse): //cries

Daichi: The history....

Suga: Is really sad.

Kei: I hate to say this but were here for you.

Me: Oh. That was kinda touchy Kei.

Asahi: *pats Shinji* There. There.

Daichi: Stop making my daughter a dog!

Me: It's okay. I like someone pet me.

Akaashi: What's his name anyway?

Me: Joshua.

Joshua: Yea right.

Me: Fuck off. //le shows middle finger

Bokuto: Damn. You really like this dude!? That's really gross!

Kuroo: You should like a guy like me!

Lev: Or me!

Oikawa: Or me!

Me: Iwaizumi-kun please take Oikawa away from me.

Iwaizumi: Hai.

Konoha: Or me and Akaashi!

Kuroo: Were your husbands after all.

Me: *getting a ittle bit mad.*

Shinji took them with Joshua and they hear screams and begs for mercy. They all took a peek and Shinji was hanging them and the bottom was a big hungry sharks.

Me: Hehehehehehe...

Aoi: I guess I'm the one who will end this. But first let me take a selfie with this shark!