Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

What If they...

MET SHINJI'S FRIEND (BOY)

A/N: Let's name the boy 'Desuka'

Me: Yo~

Them: Hi Shinji-cha- *glares at Desuka*

Me: Minna! This is my Boy Friend, Desuka!

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A DARK AURA INSIDE THE GYM...

Tanaka: Boyfriend huh!? Wanna fight you headphone boy!?

(A/N: Yes. Desuka wears headphones all the time. And he is a friendly-violent-tsundere type like Kageyama)

Noya: Wanna know how much we love Shinji-chan!?

Hinata: Wanna hit by my volleyball!?

Kageyama: Wanna spill my juice on you!?

Suga & Azumane & Yamaguchi & Kenma: Hello. *Actually jelouse inside*

Tsukkishima: Wanna get crushed?

Oikawa: Could I throw you in the garbage can!?

Iwazumi: Wanna get killed?

Kuroo: Do you want to be scratch by my cat!? *pats Kenma's head*

Kenma: I'm not your cat Kuroo...

Desuka: Etto..... I'm just her friend.

Them: Oh...

Me: Don't be jelouse guys~ he's just my friend. Idiots. *slaps Desuka's back really hard*

Desuka: AAAAHHH!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?!?!?

Me: For being an idiot.

Desuka: I didn't do anything wrong! You're the idiot one!

Me: Oh really~ *smiles ears to ears*

Desuka: W-What?

Me: Okay guys! Take him! I'm leaving~ BYE!

Desuka: WTF!?!?!?

Tanaka: Hehehehehe.... Making our Shinji mad ey~! we will make you suffer!

Me: Tanaka-san. You Idiot. As always...

Tanaka: What? I was about to fight with him.

Me: Better be careful~ he's a violent guy in our place~ he almost killed me for being an annoying, noisy, yaoi, trap girl.

Tsukkishima: Trap? What do you mean?

Me: Let's just say that I'm a girl in appearance and a boy in my attitude. Got it?

Them: Got it.

Me: Well then goodluck~ *closes door and locked it from the outside*

Desuka: That annoying shit head...

Noya: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Desuka: Shut up. Or...

Noya: Or... What?

Desuka: Or you're gonna die... *carries Noya and throws up in the ceiling*

Them: WTF.

Desuka: Who shall I beat up today? *looks everyone and grinned*

Kuroo: What are you thinking you blue boy!?

Desuka: I think all of you I should beaten up... Get ready!

Desuka was about to punch Kuroo but suddenly there was a strange Long, blue hair beside Kuroo and carrying a cat.

Me: Hey! Stop right there Desuka! You must not hurt my fellow team mates for that crap you made! Look at this cat's cuteness!

Desuka: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The others titled their head with confusion.

Me: Hey Noya-san! Get out of that ceiling! Tanaka will catch you anyway! Look! At! Her! Cuteness!

Desuka: STAPH!!!

Me: You're really weak in cute things~ that's why I'm forcing you to go with me in the rilakuma store to make you more weaker!

Others: Pfft- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Desuka: S-Shut Up! It's not like that I don't wanna go out with you!

DARK AURA IN THE GYM IS STILL ON...

Me: Okay guys! We're going out now! I have a business to do! Bye!

Them: Bye....