Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

Sing a long~

A/N: Lazy song by bruno mars.

Shinji: Today I feel like killing everyone
I just wanna play insane
Don't feel like staying the corpse on the ground.
So I keep the knife out of the corpse.
'Cause today I swear that I feel like killing everyone.

Crew: Uh...

Haikyuu: . . . . . .

Shinji: Uh!
I'm gonna kick the corpse
Then punch it until it bleed
Turn the body, throw the corpse to the ocean
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

Desuka: Oh shit.

Everyone: . . . . .

Shinji: I'll be lounging on the tombstone,
Just chillin' in the cementery.
Kill the person, so they can be my puppet
'Cause in my castle I'm the insane queen

Everyone: //Moves back

Shinji: Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I feel like killing everyone
I just wanna play insane
Don't feel like staying the corpse on the ground.
So I keep the knife out of the corpse
'Cause today I swear that I feel like killing everyone

Everyone: //gulps

Shinji: Kill at all!

Everyone: Ooh, no, ooh, no, ooh, ooh-ooh

Shinji: Kill at all

Everyone: Ooh, no, ooh, no, ooh, ooh-ooh

Shinji: Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some Killing spree
Meet a really nice guy, have some really nice kill
And he's gonna scream out: 'Please No' (Oh my God, please No!)
Yeah

Everyone: //tries to hide everywhere

Shinji: I might mess around, and get my knife
I bet this skull will be so proud of me //shows a real skull
But sorry friend, you'll just have to wait
Haha

Everyone: //stares the skull

Shinji: Oh, yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I feel like killing everyone
I just wanna play insane
Don't feel like staying the corpse on the ground.
So I keep the knife out of the corpse
'Cause today I swear that I feel like killing everyone

No, I ain't gonna die
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I'll just strut in my killing suit
And let everything hang on the ring //shows rope
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ooh
Today I feel like killing everyone
I just wanna play insane
Don't feel like staying the corpse on the ground.
So I keep the knife out of the corpse
'Cause today I swear that I feel like killing everyone
Kill at all

Everyone: Ooh, no, ooh, no, ooh, ooh-ooh

Shinji: Kill at all

Everyone: Ooh, no, ooh, no, ooh, ooh-ooh

Shinji: Kill at all!

Everyone: //panics and screams