Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

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Me: *snoring while hugging Desuka*

*RING! RING!*

Me: *opens eyes and shocked* DAFUQ!?

Desuka: W-What?

Me: *opens cellphone's lock screen*

In the Cellphone...

Lev: Good Midnight everyone~

Kuroo: The hell Lev!? I'm sleeping here! I thought Shinji texted me!

Me: Idiot.

Oikawa: Hey~

Me: Oh No.

Bokuto: Hey! Hey! Hey! Why everyone still awake?

Akaashi: Bokuto, you disturb me while I'm sleeping here.

Hinata: Midnight Conversation.

Me: Shut up Shrimp.

Kageyama: Seriously?

Me: Yep.

Kuroo: Oi Shinji. Where were you?

Me: *scans the room* I have no idea.

Suga: Why so early to talk in the midnight?

Noya: Suga! I think they're having fun! Let's join!

Lev: What do you mean you Have No Idea?

Me: The room has Baby Blue paint on the wall and the bed has Batman on it.

Kuroo: You're in a boy's room!?

Me: What's wrong about that?

Bokuto: Who are you with?

Me: Desuka.

...

Kuroo: Where's my Shotgun?

Lev: Here. *hands shotgun* I'm joining. *carries grenades*

Bokuto: I'm now one of you. *holds an axe*

Oikawa: For Shinji-chan's Virginity! *holds a flag that has Shinji's face on it*

Me: What The Fish Did Kenma Ate!?

Kenma: How did I get in this conversation?

Kuroo: Raw one. I think. *searches DESUKA'S house*

Tsukkishima: Hey guys. I found Kuroo outside of my house and he is carrying a real shotgun.

Me: Wait for a sec..

"Hey Idiot! Wake up! Run for your life! They will gonna kill you!"

"W-What!?"

"Just run!"

Me: Okay. Where is he now Tsukki?

Tsukishima: He is in.... The other side of the road..

Me: What are they doing?

Tsukishima: They knocked the door...

*KNOCK! KNOCK!*

Me: Shit.

Rans downstairs..

Me: Sup?

Lev: Where's Desuka?

Me: He left.

Kuroo: What?

Me: I said he left. Are you deaf? You can go home now or I'll make your 2 trainings into 5 trainings in one day!

Akaashi: You guys are really rude.

Bokuto: Oh hey Akaashi!

Akaashi: I can hear all of you to the other side. And stop disturbing Shinji in her sleep.

Oikawa: But it's his fault! *points Kuroo*

Kuroo: What!? Not me Idiot! Him! *points Bokuto*

Bokuto: No! It was him! *points Lev*

Me: *slams the door very hard and loud*

Kuroo: Uh-oh... She's already mad.... We're gonna die tomorrow...

END OF SCENARIOS

Konoha: Eyy~ it's me again. Ahem. Shinji the not-so-midnight-person, Lev the Real Idiot, Kuroo and Bokuto will suffer, Tsukishima the Stalker, Desuka's worth it face and Akaashi the one who is disturbing the others.