Ryuzaki: BEFORE THE FINAL VOLUME OF Z WORLD BEGINS, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL RECLAIM MY RELEVANCY IN THIS VOLUME BY BEING THE HOST OF QNA! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! NOBODY! I WILL PAY MY WAY OUT OF THIS MESS! FOX, NAME YOUR PRICE!
Anyone else want to be QnA host?
Ryuzaki: DON'T IGNORE ME!!!
Cast: *no one raises a hand*
Zak: *raises hand*
Ryuzaki: *through gritted teeth* I will ram a truck through your editor's house...
Zak: *slowly puts hand down*
It's decided, you're getting your screen time back, Ryuzaki.
Ryuzaki: HA HA, SUCK MY DICK! *rips off clothes to reveal a dazzling gold suit* WELCOME BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TO THE Z WORLD QNA! I'M YOUR BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, RELEVANT HOST, RYUZAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIII MIKAZUCHI! HELL YEAH! Joining me today is the best character of Z World......... Zeon Ishima!
Zeon: *enters studio* My back hurts from carrying the second half.
Ryuzaki: He's back, less edgy, and most importantly, here to crack a cold one with the boys! *opens beer can*
Zeon: I'm underaged, so I'll drink juice. *cracks open can* Thanks for having me everyone! My time on this book has been really rough...
Ryuzaki: You ended up better then where you started. Even have a new love interest, eh? Shout out to best girl Lucine for saving his life.
Zeon: Yeah, I agree. Even though it was just pain and suffering, I felt like I grew up a bit.
Ryuzaki: Exactly! That's the core message of the ED too - being true to yourself and growing up into a better person!
Zeon: Jeez, Fox really hit the nail on the head with this one. *sips grape juice* Though, I'm not sure if this was a good deal. I traded being with my major crush for being a better protagonist than Yza... was it worth it or not?
Ryuzaki: Well, we'll see and find out in due time. Now, let's move onto the que—
Fubuki: *bursts onto the stage* DID SOMEONE SAY PROTAGONIST?!
Ryuzaki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GET OFF THE STAGE!
Fubuki: I SMELL PROTAGONIST, WHERE IS IT?!
Ryuzaki: IN THE HOSPITAL ROOM BEING A VEGETABLE!
Fubuki: OH BOY, TIME TO UNPLUG SOME MACHINERY, BABY!
Zeon: Should I stop him?
Ryuzaki: No, no, it's fine. AYAZA, WHERE ARE YOU, WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Ayaza: *appears* What's up?
Ryuzaki: If Fubuki accidentally murders Yza while he's a vegetable, can you bring Yza back to life?
Ayaza: Probably.
Ryuzaki: Perfect. Now, LET'S GET THIS MEMEFUL QNA SHOW ON THE ROAD!
Zeon: No wonder I got called in as a guest today... Yza's still unconscious.
Ryuzaki: We can blame Ayaza for that.
Ayaza: ...do you want me to revive him or not?
Ryuzaki: Of course, of course! Please, I'm begging you, I need a student to bully in 2048 after Ryuuga becomes a man 😔
Ayaza: That's... oddly specific...
Ryuzaki: Bruh you're a big ass dragon, you can see into the future too, right?
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