Ryuzaki: Welcome to the long awaited Question and Answers 7! After that finale that shook even me, it's time for us to ignore the serious and depressing mental breakdowns of Yozora for a funny haha in QnA. I know, Fox is a great person!
Indeed I am.
Ryuzaki: Holy- What the fuck are you doing here?
I'm always here. Watching. *disappears into the shadows*
Ryuzaki: Well... I mean, sure. But I flexed my deck on a God so who cares. Please welcome our Q n A guest... Yza Blade.....?
Yza: *enters the stage waving* Hi everyone!
Ryuzaki: Ignoring the last chapter, AREN'T YOU DEAD?
Yza: Yes but the last chapter happened
Ryuzaki: That makes total sense.
Yza: Still, WELCOME TO Q N A 7, IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALIVE! TWO YEARS WORTH OF SEMEN MADE A GLOPPING NOISE AS IT FLOWED ENDLESSLY INSIDE RUKIA THIS MORNING WHEN I FOUND OUT I WASN'T A GHOST!
Ryuzaki: Sounds like a usual Z World afternoon. On to the questions!
Q) Marie-
Be the straight man throughout this QnA
Marie: I'll try my best~
Yza: Hot damn it's a Japanese chick who can speak my language. *in English* If you were unconscious, I'd still give you the tea.
Marie: *in English* You don't give tea to unconscious people.
Yza: *in English* Exactly but I'll make an exception with someone like you
Marie: *in English* Right then I'll call the lads from West London to shank you down if you're going to put your tea in my cup
Yza: *in English* Shit you mean like the roadmen?
Marie: *in English* Roadmen who will serve you Roadman Tea.
Yza: *in English* ...C-CALLUM SAVE ME FROM THIS FATE!!
Callum: *picking his nose and in English* Bloody hell Yza, just drink the roadman tea. It's quite nice.
Yza: *in English* There's probably a hidden shank in the tea! And they put milk in first! You don't do that!
Marie: *in English* Didn't a certain two men have this chat already?
Callum: *in English* Can I shank you and take your kidneys?
Marie: *in English* ...what're you, Jack the Ripper?
Callum: *in English* If I was, then I'd be a loli.
Mai: I heard loli
Yza: FLAT IS JUSTICE!
Callum: Can I shank you then?
Mai: You attempted to a good four chapters ago
Callum: Woah
Marie: And this kids is why you don't start your Q n A with a British character while Yza is guest
Q) To Ghost Yza-
Get a human body
Yza: Excuse you this body is human enough, do you want to see my magnum dong as proof?
Ryuzaki: Let's not expose your tiny pecker in front of everyone
Yza: At least I have a dick
Ryuzaki: I do too
Yza: PROVE IT TO ME THEN
Ryuzaki: FINE THEN I WILL
Marie: Where's Sin when you need him?
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