"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
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~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
{THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE WAITING FOR JIMIN ON THE BLIND DATE}
me: Hyung
itzdhandsome: Sup bro 😛😛
me: I'm confused
itzdhandsome: And here I was thinking you'd remember me just because I'm cute😞
me: You're my hunny bun
Sugar plum
Something something some
You're my sweetie pie...
Itzdhandsome: 🤨
What're you confused about
me: OKAY SO IM HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS
Like
I was born as a girl
me: Female biologically
But I think like a dude
I'm more comfortable identifying myself as a dude
So what does that make me?
itzdhandsome: Baby I've always told you
You're gender is not in your body
It's in your head
You can be whoever you want to
me: Say that to my non existent dick ☹️
And to Yoongi
And Dada
itzdhandsome: Sweetie it's Okay
I hope we'll all live someday live in a society where we can be ourselves without having to care about what others think
me: I just wish I was born a dude
Like you guys
itzdhandsome: Nooooo
Why would you say that
Being born as a female is such a great thing
You can do everything a man can
But a man can't do everything you can
me: I can't date a gay dude but a man can
itzdhandsome: it's just about preferences otherwise you've got everything too
Like you can get a strap on but a guy can't get a vag 😬😬
me: Well he claims to be a top
He looks like a top too
itzdhandsome: 🧐
Is there lREALLY a gay dude you like?
me: More like he likes me 🤧
itzdhandsome: And that guy is?
me: Jeon Jungkook
itzdhandsome: like the wrestler?
me: yuppie
itzdhandsome: I see
me: What's that supposed to mean? 😑😑😑
itzdhandsome: I was just thinking maybe you should like
Focus on your career
me: Spill it Hyung 😑😑😑
itzdhandsome: Omg I can't tell if you're serious or joking but please stay away from that jerk he's a player and all you're going to get out of it is hurt and i d k why he's pretending to be straight for you or anything but just no please he's the reputation of a fuck boi and i just don't want you to get hurt like I'll always support you for who you are, your gender , your sexuality but can't you just please find someone other than him?
me: I wasn't even going to associate with him
But thanks for giving me a heads up
itzdhandsome: I'll get back to my girl then 😉😉
me: Do you mean ;
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itzdhandsome: 😑😑
THAT WAS ONE TIME
me: 😅😅
itzdhandsome: suck a dick Dae
me: Oh I will 😈
itzdhandsome: Don't get STDs though
me: Don't break the condom like you do with everything else
itzdhandsome: wow that was so helpful 😑
me: you're welcome 😊😊
itzdhandsome: stay away from that dude!!
I'm serious!!
me: Okay baby you go wreck that POOSAY
itzdhandsome: And a good night to you too 🙄
A/N: Sailor Joon makes me question my sexuality 😍😍😍😍
