"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
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~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
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ToiletMan: Think you can take it? 😏😏
me:
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me: just why won't you let me be?
What do you want?
ToiletMan: I want you to call me daddy 😏
me: No thanks I've a father of my own😒
ToiletMan : But you don't have a daddy
;)
me: Just stop
ToiletMan: So you remember how you said you'd let me aka Jungkook do you?
And you wouldn't regret if you got stds?
me: yeah I regret saying that
ToiletMan : Well just so happens
I'm totally up for it
And I don't have STDs either 😁
me: I changed my mind
ToiletMan : Why
me: because
I'm straight
ToiletMan : 🙄
What's so great about girls anyway?
me: Girls are pretty.
They're more hygienic
Etc.
ToiletMan: Not better than having me inside you 😏😉
me: That's it I'm calling the police 😡
ToiletMan : You said you'd fuck with me 😔
besides you're too cute to be straight 😜
me:
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ToiletMan: Okay imagine this
We move in together
and you're in the kitchen making breakfast for us
ToiletMan: so I come over and back hug you
And then I roughly kiss you and scoop your tiny body up in my arms
To make you sit on the counter top
me: STOP
RIGHT
THERE
This man was moving your heart. First that thing with the taking you out and now this... Even if you were still confused about his intentions, a tiny bit of your heart melted. But... what if he didn't feel the same way once he knew you were female biologically? You didn't want to find out so you just had to push him away.
me:
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me: Do you get like this with every random guy or should I feel special?
ToiletMan : No!!
You don't het it!
*get
me: I know you're just playing
just like you played me and got me in that arena to embarrass me
after I told you I was your fan
ToiletMan : I didn't want it to turn out that way...
me: Oh so you think I'm stupid huh?
I'll smash those bunny teeth of yours!!
Don't text me anymore if you want your face intact!
ToiletMan: The only thing you can break in me is my heart...
Which you're doing rn
Jungkook typed the text but didn't send it.
ToiletMan: can't you just give me a chance?
me: At what?
ToiletMan: To make you happy?
me: Just exactly what part of me looks sad?
ToiletMan : Nvm
A/N:
Let's do an analysis of Jungkook's text before he met you vs AFTER he realised you were the one.
