"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
~mature content
~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
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Yo
Yo cutie pie
Hey
me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT
ToiletMan: How do I look?😏
me: Like a mop, why?
And you changed his name because you didn't want to confuse him with the plumber, a person you had some use for, unlike Jungkook.
Sweaty: 🥺😔
why won't you say something cute
Like your face 😍😍😍
me: 😡😡😡
Is this why you texted me at 3 in the morning?
I can't be out there in this cold weather hiding bodies 😡😡😡
Sweaty: 아이고
My baby is so cute when angry😍😍😍
me:
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Sweaty: You know what I'm thinking?
me: Do i look like a fuking mind reader to you?
Sweaty : I'm thinking like
How nice it'd feel to cuddle you
Like
My huge body spooning your little frame
And
me: Can you not?
Sweaty: Wanna see something cute?
me:
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Sweaty: 😞
I was 'bout to say look in the mirror
me: Go away bunny
Shoo shoo
Sweaty:
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me: Jeon Jungkook
Delete my number
Stop texting me
Or I'll block you
Sweaty: Why
Just tell me why
Because I don't want to fall for you, and then start wanting things that probably aren't possible, you thought. True, who knew how he'd react even if he fell for you, after knowing you weren't a boy, at least not biologically.
me: You made a fool out of me
I haven't forgotten or forgiven that!!
Sweaty: Why don't you understand
I didn't know you were him
me: What exactly are you on about?
Sweaty: Nvm
A/N:
My precious lil babies I'm so thankful y'all read my crazyass stories :')
All my book covers are by my family a k a readers as a tribute to you guys because these are your stories too, so if you wanna be a part of any of my books, feel free to send me covers and fan arts on Instagram @ armyarchives and also mention ur wattpad username so i can give you the credits and love you deserve ❤️.❤️
