"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
~mature content
~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
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me: Isn't she pretty?
itzdgenius: 😑
WHERE ARE YOU?
me: what if I told you i was at a gay bar hanging out with a famous celebrity
would you believe me?
itzdgenius: what if I told you you were adopted 😑
me:
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me: what if I told you the guy you struggled so hard to speak with in English was actually Korean🙄
Oh wait he was
itzdgenius: Stop sending me memes of my own face 😑
It's lame
me: You're lamer
me:
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itzdgenius: That's not even a word😑
me: I DONT GIVE A SHIT
itzdgenius: CAN YOU MIND YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE?
AND NOT BEHAVE LIKE A FUCKING DUMB SPOILED AS FUCK CUNT?
me: 😔
I'm going to be back home soon
Don't wory your 346 yr old ass about me 😠
I had to go to a men's toilet just so I could text you back
itzdgenius: JUST
LET ME TURNS THE CAPS OFF okay be back soon.
me: okay but tell me that you love me first 🥰🥰
itzdgenius: go suck a dick
me: Okay if you want me to
🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️🏃🏻♂️
itzdgenius: DONT YOU DARE
I JUST SAID THAT OUT OF HABIT
AND USE GIRL EMOJIS
THIS ONE 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
AND GIRL'TOILETS
GET OUT OF THOSE TOILETS
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING??
"I can't believe you told her," Hoseok stared at the phone in Yoongi's hand and shook his hand in disappointment.
"She needs to be prepared" Yoongi said closing his eyes "Aish get off the couch already it's mine" he pushed a startled Hoseok off the couch who fell on his ass, shrugged as if he had accepted this life and left for his room.
A/N:
MY NECK
MY BACK
everything is hurting because I had a BLS practical course wot were you thinking you PERVERTED LITTLE SHITES 😅😅😜
ALSO IM GOING TO
WAIT LEMME TURN THE CAPS OFF (said i was Yoongi's evil twin😈)
I'm going to make changes to the last chapter because I've realised that Jimin gets the same flirty character in all of my stories so this time it'll be a totally different one😑😑 Or maybe a bit different 🤷♀️
