Sweaty: When we went there the next year, they said somebody had adopted her 😞

I mean I was happy for her

But like...

I never saw her again

You're the only other person I've liked like that, he thought.

me: Cute

But whatever

Sweaty: so what you doing?

me: 'bout to go down on a lady

Why?

You typed and put the phone down to adjust the focus of your lens on a lady bug.

Sweaty: 🙁

I wanna go down on you 👅👅

me: Just exactly what part of me wanting not to be wanted by you is hard to get

Sweaty: Your dic

me:

Sweaty: 😂😂😂😂😂

You're so funny

This is why I like you

me: I don't wanna be liked by you though

Sweaty: I wish that you'd love me🥺

me: Love Yourself man

I ain't available

Sweaty: But that era has ended!

me: What?

Sweaty: Just meet me one time

Just once

me: for what?

Sweaty: I'll let you know

me: FINE

But promise me you'll stop this

Sweaty: no guarantees

me: You're awfully clingy for someone who claims to be a top

I bet you're a bottom

Sweaty: Oh darling you'll know

Once you're in my arms

me: No I won't

Thanks

Sweaty: You will be my boy

me: I'll rather stub my small toe on the refrigerator

Sweaty:

me: tf was that

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me: tf was that

My eyes 😭😭

Sweaty: nvm 😔

A/N: IM SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS BEAUTIFUL COVER WITH YOU GUYS THANK YOU SO MUCH  jeon_nargish . FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS COVER!!

 FOR THIS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS COVER!!

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