Sweaty: When we went there the next year, they said somebody had adopted her 😞
I mean I was happy for her
But like...
I never saw her again
You're the only other person I've liked like that, he thought.
me: Cute
But whatever
Sweaty: so what you doing?
me: 'bout to go down on a lady
Why?
You typed and put the phone down to adjust the focus of your lens on a lady bug.
Sweaty: 🙁
I wanna go down on you 👅👅
me: Just exactly what part of me wanting not to be wanted by you is hard to get
Sweaty: Your dic
me:
Sweaty: 😂😂😂😂😂
You're so funny
This is why I like you
me: I don't wanna be liked by you though
Sweaty: I wish that you'd love me🥺
me: Love Yourself man
I ain't available
Sweaty: But that era has ended!
me: What?
Sweaty: Just meet me one time
Just once
me: for what?
Sweaty: I'll let you know
me: FINE
But promise me you'll stop this
Sweaty: no guarantees
me: You're awfully clingy for someone who claims to be a top
I bet you're a bottom
Sweaty: Oh darling you'll know
Once you're in my arms
me: No I won't
Thanks
Sweaty: You will be my boy
me: I'll rather stub my small toe on the refrigerator
Sweaty:
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My eyes 😭😭
Sweaty: nvm 😔
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Two Percent Straight || Jungkook x Reader x Jimin
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