"I love you-Blaine"

Chapter 3: "We'll always be friends Blaine"

Kurt and Blaine were sitting down at the Lima bean the following afternoon. It was quarter past four. Fifteen minutes later then Santana said she would be.

"Where is she?" Blaine asked

"She'll come, she's just being fashionably late" Kurt replied

Blaine sighed. He waited a few minutes and then the door opened and in walked a very good looking Hispanic girl. She looked around the room until she spotted Kurt. As she walked towards him boys all around had their eyes on her and their jaws were dropped too.

"Hey Santana" Kurt said cheerfully

"Hey Porcelain" Santana said

"Porcelain?" Blaine asked

"That's what Santana calls me" Kurt said

"I see" Blaine replied

"And you must be Blaine, yes?" She asked

"Yeah I am" Blaine answered

"Well Kurt said you were sexy but I didn't think you'd be this sexy" She said

Kurt sat watching the two with a very big smile. He had done his job well in his mind. He though they were into each other.

"Yeah thanks and your cool too" Blaine said nervously.

Santana put on the worst laugh Blaine had ever heard then she sighed and turned to Kurt.

"Porcelain can you give us some privacy to talk?" Santana asked

"Sure" He replied happily he walked off and gave Blaine a wink

"Great I can drop the cheerio Bitch acting" She said with a relief whilst sitting

"Im sorry?" Blaine asked

"I was only putting that on to make Porcelain happy. Anyway here's the deal, I know your Gay for Porcelain right so..." She started

"Wait! What? No what are you on about? You're crazy!" Blaine said nervously

"Oh don't play stupid with me I saw you with him when I got in here the way you looked at him you looked like retarded Donkey. Im a judgmental bitch and closet lesbian so I have perfect Gaydar alright? Nod if you understand"

Blaine nodded as if his life depended on it

"Now like I was saying your Gay and I'm a Lesbian so we're going to be each other's beards, alright?" She said

"But I don't want a Girlfriend I want Kurt. And this year I want to come out of the closet and tell everyone I don't want to hide in the closet with you." Blaine replied

"Ooh I get it. You want true romance to happen with Porcelain...Aw how cute. Well you know what I want romance to happen with me and Brittany S.Peice but no she's slept with pretty much the whole school. We've been friends forever before I came to McKinley but no it doesn't happen. So you're going to be my beard now and maybe just maybe we could make both of them Jealous"

"Ok, I'll try it. But I don't want to be an official couple, I want Kurt to be my first Boyfriend and last" Blaine said

"Fine, you've got yourself a deal" She replied

She stood up and walked out. Kurt walked back over look awfully pleased with himself.

"Soo....?" Kurt asked.

"We really like each other so were going out yeah" Blaine answered with a weak smile

"Oooh...I think this calls for a double date" Kurt said