This is your go to threat and insult. Sometimes directed at the boys, sometimes other people.
Warning, some are very offensive.
Josh
Insults: You look like your parents are cousins
Threats: I will sever your nerves, starting with your hands.
Jake
Insults: You like dead gay boys, you faggot corpse fucker.
Threats: I will cut out your tendons slowly.
Sam
Insults: You're blocking eight people's view, move.
Threats: I will take a frozen sledge hammer to your dick.
Danny
Insults: Your taste in music sucks.
Threats: I will slice your Achilles heal.
IMPORTANT: Just so you know, Jake's insult isn't meant to offend anyone. I am gay myself, it was just something me and my friends yell at each other.
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Greta Van Fleet *PREFERENCES, One Shots, Imagines*
FanfictionMostly preferences A random book filled with Greta Van Fleet shit. I do all of them. (Josh, Jake, Sam, and Danny.) It pisses me off to see people just skip over Danny.
