Preference* How He Knows You're Drunk

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Self explanatory

Josh

You only enjoy dancing when you're piss drunk. He usually can't get you to even sway if you don't have a drink in your hand.

"Hun, your wasted."
"Am not!"
*Listens to music for .3 seconds*
"Are too! You're dancing to shitty music!"

Jake

You pass out in random places, such as the kitchen floor. He'll put you to bed and go back to the party only to find you asleep somewhere else. Like the bathtub.

"I'll be back to check on you in a bit, love. Stay in bed."
*Goes to check on you, see's you're not there*
*Sees light in bathroom*
"Damn it, Y/n. I told you to stay  in bed!"
"But the tub looked better."

Sam

You get really emotional. You suddenly a teenage girl again.

"What are you doing in the closet?"
*Sobbing hysterically*
"Do you hate me?"
"What the fuck are you- You're drunk, aren't you?"
".......Yeah"

Danny

You try to do stupid things and stunts. He has to carry you down from whatever high place your trying to jump off of.

"Get the table, Y/n!"
"But I can do it! Fuck off!"
*Picks you up the second you start to jump*
"Put me back!"
"Nah, I think it's time to start heading home."

Sorry it's short

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