"I'm just 2 % straight y/n, but I can love you more than a hundred percent straight man"
~mature content
~please read only if you are an open minded reader
~ there will be a bit of violence (ง'̀-'́)ง
~cover @jeon_nargish(26/11/19)
~cover @seoulogi...
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Kooks: Look we're not friends
I'm about to break some of your bones
So just don't
me: Come on
I like a Noona who visits us often
Her name Nayeon
Yeah that's what you'd been pretending all along.
Kooks: i never asked if you did or not
me: But I told you anyway!
Look, we can be the best secret keeper for each other
Because see, we're not going to see each other after I demolish you
Kooks: You can't
me: I'm going to use all techniques I learned while watching Jeon Jungkook and Randy Orton
Kooks: I wanna laugh so bad rn
me: why?
You think i can't?
Kooks: sure 🙄
me: come on tell me
No need to be so constipated about it
Kooks: What do you wanna know?
me: is there someone you like?
Kooks: no
me: come on
You must have a crush on someone!
Jungkook thought about the boy he'd bumped into earlier. His beautiful sparkling eyes, his cute pouty lips, his flawless skin...and above all his cute actions. Jungkook sighed, wishing he'd see the guy soon.
Kooks: I saw this guy earlier today
And i d k
I think I have a really bad crush on him 😕
me: ooooo tea
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me:So what's he like?
Kooks: Soft, cute
Kind of feisty
me: ooooo
Kooks: I just wish I would see him one more time...
It's just...
I didn't even believe in love at first sight until this morning
But damn he just...
I just...
me: ooooo someone's smitten 😉😉😉
Kooks: Stop saying oooo it's creepy
me: I said ooooo not oooo
Kooks: istg
me: so this guy
What does he think about you so far?
Must have gotten a restraining order on you by now?😆😆
Kooks: He doesn't know me.
I think I'll never see him again
He's...
Kooks: I don't know anything about him
Not even his sexuality
And that's trusfrating
me: you mean frustrating
Kooks: Whatever
me: You know what I think nothing in this world happens without a reason
And you meeting that guy was meant to be
It will lead to something
Just like Jin hyung leaving his phone with me led to your bones getting crushed
Kooks: fuck off
Leave me alone
me: Mmmm wow
A fucking bitch
That's wot u r😡😡😡
A/N:
Okay so Jungkook is crushing on y/n but doesn't know he's texting the same person
And y/n is a fan of Jungkook but doesn't know he's receiving the texts
And Jungkook doesn't know y/n is a girl biologically
And I've said it before and Imma say it again dis ff makes me so soft uwu
