Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished]

Chapter 18: Frieza Cometh

A/N: After finding Dende, You and the others try to summon the dragon while Vegeta was asleep. However, Frieza soon found out about Dende and headed to your direction.

Nail and Frieza, after so long of flying, finally arrived at a deserted area. Nail then removed his vest as he faced Frieza.

Nail: this is my people's sacred battle ground.

Frieza: we flew over an hour for this? It looks exactly the same as everywhere else on this godforsaken rock!

Nail: hmph. Racist.

Frieza: well, maybe so... but I can't quite be a racist against a race that doesn't exist. Like the Clorfors. Dirty, money-grubbing Clorfors. Tried to clorf me right out of my money... Blew those little bastards up is what I did.

Nail: HYAAAAAH!

Nail did a karate chop at Frieza's neck... which had no effect on the space tyrant.

Frieza: oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know we were starting. Here, allow me.

Frieza grabbed Nail's arm and ripped it off.

Nail: AAAAAAAH!

Frieza: looked like someone's going to be missing this!

She said as she dropped Nail's severed arm.

Nail: no, not really.

Frieza: mm?

Nail: HRRRAAAAAH!

He regenerated his arm.

Frieza: ooh, that looks like it hurts a lot. Are you okay?

Nail: I'm fine...!

Frieza: good to know. Yoink!

She ripped off Nail's arm again.

Nail: URRRGG...

Inside Frieza's ship, you were all in a room where Goka was placed inside a healing tank.

(Y/N): so what exactly is this thing suppose to be anyway?

Vegeta: It's a healing tank. This will bring the idiot back to full strength.

Goka's mind: heh heh, the bubbles tickle... Heh heh, ow...! It hurts to laugh... Heh heh, ow...! Heh heh, ow...! Heh heh, ow...!

Vegeta: It'll take a while, though. This is the only other model the ship has... And it's kind of an old one.

Krillin: what happened to the newer model?

Vegeta: blew it the f**k up.

Logan: oh what, did it have an opinion or something?

Vegeta: eat me. Now you four... STRIP.

Krillin: ummmm...

(Y/N): excuse me?

Logan: who the hell do you take us for, woman?

Vegeta: I've got body armor for you.

Krillin: less awkward...

Logan: I'll pass.

(Y/N): yeah, same here. It would probably get in the way.

Vegeta: you'll probably still need it.

(Y/N): my scaled skin took an anti tank rifle once. That armor really won't be much use considering one of the first two soldiers we met on this planet got their armor broke by Krillin of all people.

(I'm aware it appears that Rayquaza doesn't have scales, I'm just going off the assumption that he has extremely strong and durable scales considering Pokemon attacks are more dangerous than shit like bullets).