Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished]

Chapter 6: Fake Namek

A/N: you and the others finally reach planet namek, only for to find out it was a fake.

where Krillin and Gohan are inside and surrounded at gunpoint by a group of space orphans.

(Y/N): you just had to stop here?

Krillin: I had to go, alright?

(Y/N): You couldn't have gone in the ship.

Krillin: I was not risking trying to deal with that gibberish speaking toilet.

Cutter: so, Frieza sent you to follow us, huh? Looks like he wasn't satisfied with just our planet!

Krillin: who the hell is Frieza....

Cutter: shut up! There's no way we can let you people live! Not after what you did to our planet, our families!

The Space orphans cheered.

Cutter: and now, for you crimes against our people

He said while aiming a gun at Krillin.

(Y/N): okay seriously, just what the absolute hell is....

Cutter: WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!

Krillin: uhhh, isn't that a little...

Cutter: men! Ready your blasters!

(Y/N): in other words, ready your odd looking Nerf guns.

Krillin: gohan, this may be it. Close your eyes!

Cutter: aim! FIRE!

A shot was fired at Krillin's head, which showed to have no effect.

Krillin: oh... Huh....

(Y/N): so that's what Bulma mean when she calls you crone dome.

Cutter: oh, my God! Frieza's men are stronger than we thought! Everyone! Take your cyanide tablets!

Krillin: but we told you, we don't know any Frieza...

The Space orphans dropped dead one by one. Krillin and you were completely shocked at what just happened.

Krillin: I... uh... uh...

(Y/N): what the absolute fuck just happened?!

Gohan: krillin, can I open my eyes now?

He asked as his eyes were still closed.

Krillin: just get back to the ship, Gohan.

Gohan: but I can't see.

Krillin: JUST GET BACK TO THE SHIP!

(TimeSkip).

The spaceship continued to fly through outer space.

Krillin's mind: krillin's log, stardate... uh... November 28th. We've been flying for two weeks now. Starting to feel very pent up. Not just for being trapped on the ship of course, but from Bulma walking around in nothing but her underwear! I would relieve this tension, but I've had no alone time as the toilet....

He then yelled out loud.

Krillin: ...KEEPS SCREAMING AT ME!!!

Toilet: scheiße auf meinem gesicht!

(Y/N): the hell are you two bitching at each other for this time?

Krillin: I'm not sure how much longer I can last...

Bulma: krillin, are you saying something?

Krillin: nothing!

He then spoke under his breath.