1. I obvioulsy know it's Aussie not Ozzie. Iggy just said Ozzie.
2. Ashton had only been stabbed twice right?
3. I know you think Ashton gets hurt too much but I do it intentionally, he's just that person that has horrible luck and it's always them bad stuff happens to. Idk.
4. Ashton was born in Australia then moved to Africa. I just realized I didn't say that, so sorry.
“Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break break, and the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake fa…..”
“Luke shut up.”
“Sorry.”
“He looks so cute when he sleeps.”
“You can take five hundred steps away from my man.”
“Woa, ladies, ladies let’s be civil.”
“Shut up Calum.”
“Guys let’s talk about something else instead….. like the fact that everyone hates us.”
“Everyone doesn’t hate us.”
“Check twitter.”
“Why?”
“Just do it.”
“And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate ha….”
“Luke what did I say?”
“Sorry.”
“What the hell is this?”
“Right?”
“DirectionersWant5SOSFansDead?”
“Keep scrolling there’s more.”
“LovaticsWantThe5SOSFamDead?”
“Yup.”
“What the hell is this?”
“Don’t know but I’m pissed.”
“Plus they’re blaming our fans.”
“I’m so done.”
“Tell me about it.”
“Let’s just build a camp rock on the woods like in that movie with the Disney people and we take all our fans and live happily ever after.”
“That’s really realistic Luke.”
“Really?”
“No you dumb shit, every word out of your mouth is like diarrhea.”
“Oh,”
“It’s okay Lukey, I love you.”
“I love you too Charlie.”
“Wait! Did he just move?”
“Jess, stop that’s like the fourth time you’ve sai….”
“No I see it!”
“Are you sure?”
“I think so.”
“Ashton….. can you hear us?”
“Ash….. sweetheart?”
“Oh my God, gag me please.”
“Shut up Michael.”
Groaning, I fluttered my eyes open and looking around found myself in a large hospital room, surrounded by Calum, Michael, Luke, Gemma, Jess, Destiny, Charlie, Gabby, Grace and Paul.
