Creepypasta Boyfriend Scenarios ♡

Offenderman!!!!!!!!! hehe:)

"Y-you think...I'm beautiful?"

"Well...yes. I-I'm sorry about scaring you." he apologizes, setting you down gently on the ground outside of the alleyway.

"It's... okay." you send him a soft smile, then look back down the dark way you came, realizing you don't know the way home.

"Oh, I can take you home, sinse you don't know the way back."

"... How-"

"Do I know? I know what you're thinking. I can read minds." he chuckles, and leaves your mind to wonder, as he sweeps you up in his tendrils and teleports you onto your porch.

"How did you-"

"I can teleport." you mentally face-palm, facing your door.

"Well, thank y-" you start, turning to face him, then stop yourself, seeing him gone. You sigh.

Y/N, he's creepy! Do you even know who he is?!

"No... no way." you whisper, realizing it was the one and only...

Offenderman.

When He doesn't Take No For An Answer

~Diiiinnnggg Doooonnnggg~

Y/N, the doorbell just rang.

~Diiiinnnggg Doooonnnggg~

The doorbell rang again.

~Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong ding do-~

"Jeez, I'm coming, I'm coming!!! Wait a second!!!"

You should have gone down there the first time.

Shut up, Conscience.

You slip your shorts on, and pull down your fitted tank top just as you make it to the door and open it...

To see Offenderman.

"Oh, h-hey..."

"Wow..."

"Wow... wh-what?"

"You look great..." You peer down at yourself and scoff.

"Tch, I look horrible right now. These are my pajamas."

"Well, you look amazing in your pajamas. Anyway, I came by to see if you wanted to do something together sometime, like go out maybe? If not... Too bad. You'll go out with me anyway."

"And what if I don't?"

"Oh, you will. Trust me."

"Whatever, Offenderman. I'm going to sleep. Goodnight."

"Goodnight, sexy." you see a smirk on his face and you smack his arm in shock of what he said.

"Whatever."

"You sure do say that a lot, Y/N."

"And I'm guessing you know my name because-"

"Your conscience shouts at you using profanities and your name a lot." You blush dark pink with embarrasment.

He's right. I do.

Shut up! Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up-

"Well, I'm just going to let you two bicker it out. Goodnight, may I repeat it, sexy."

"...G-goodnight, O-Offenderman..."

Heehee...

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